₦airaland Forum

Handsomejok:
She had 1 and we have 2 together

She'll remarry again, making it 3 husbands.


My condolence to the potential husband.

Handsomejok:
Yes she was a single mum when I married her

With how many kids.

You married a single mum?

Same reason kids resemble house help and nanny.

Zxcvbnmghtr:
It's sold at an affordable price.

Affordable is subjective.

How many crates of egg can your 30k stipend afford in your area?

How Indians left their continent to conquer UK is what I still don't understand. Read they own more properties in UK than English people.

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Oga affordability is relative. Even if egg is 10kobo some will still complain that it is expensive.

Edris Abdulkarim's song titled "NIGERIA JAGA-JAGA" was released when Obasanjo was the President of Nigeria. What does that tell you?! Mind you, Obasanjo belonged to the PDP.

There is nothing new under the sun. Some people will always complain.

Am talking about the same Obasanjo some people say HE IS THE BEST PRESIDENT.

I don't want to go as far back to Fela's songs. So no be today.

IF YOU ARE POOR, YOU ARE POOR.

Seek a legitimate solution to your poverty. That's the only advice I can give you.

How much is egg being sold in your area?

Say NO to abortion!

Zxcvbnmghtr:
As much as possible.

Tinubu is a failure. Shame no even gree you name the price of eggs in your area.

How do you feel comfortable defending failure on an empty stomach?

Zxcvbnmghtr:
At an affordable price.

How much is affordable?

It's cheap because they decide to wed in Nigeria?

There's no difference between this Kemi and Nairaland Jennyclay.

E be like you rub hand for aboki head for him to heap that tomatoes for you for N500.

ednut1:
it’s mostly testimonies - i got a good paying job after listening to daddy GO, the doctors said my ovaries has issues and it miraculously cured after listening to NSPDD or whatever its called. Sometimes they do like one or two sha. Which we all know is staged/fake 🤣

I thought as much.

Daddy GOs don't perform miracles when they're out of the country. It's mostly concert for entertainment but when they're in Nigeria, miracles everywhere.

God is merciful sha.

“I got a blank cheque from a lady when I was living under Ojuelegba Bridge.

Almost all Nigerian celebrities once lived under Lagos bridge.

That's his personal belief.

ednut1:
I’m Agnostic but almost all the Nigerians i know still attend church or mosque. When these daddy GOs and gospel musicians come around its usually sold out. So this talk no follow

Do daddy GOs perform miracles when they come over there?

Melagros:
Wetin you wan go do there? The ones wei dey Nija or Nairaland never do you?

There's no single beautiful girl in Nairaland.

Zxcvbnmghtr:
How many have been lynched in the name of branding people as 'WITCHES' by Christians?!

I chose to start from there.

Your defense line is weak. Come harder, please.

Zxcvbnmghtr:
By shedding innocent blood?

Let me elaborate your sentimental incitement a little further from a border perspective.

If Nnamdi Azikiwe was the prime minister in the 60s and some Fulani Soliders who are all off course Muslims teamed up to murder him and every other person that is not Fulani holding political office in cold blood won't you term it as Jihad and unjustified?

Those who murder Balewa, Sardauna.........were Christian soldiers mainly from a particular region.
Lol.....

I don't operate on the assumptions of "IF".

In Sokoto, Deborah was lynched by her course mates. She didn't even do half of what this Muslim man is doing in a Christian dominated area.

Moving abroad is the answer to all their prayers. You don't campaign after winning an election.

In situation like this and a Christian man finds himself in a Muslim dominated area, they for don kpai the Christian man long time ago.

All female.

There's no surprise here, they've been planning that for weeks.

Women have indirect ways of getting favour from male lecturers.
Sorting
Sex for grade
Crediting his account.

Ever wondered why the unintelligent girls in your department get high grades and go for service before the intelligent male students? Here's the answer.

"Stored in attractive containers".





A breast man is a breast man, regardless of the age.

Benue youths are most docile humans on earth.

Benue youths are waiting for FG to help them fight fulani herdsmen. No one is coming to save you. Fight or be exterminated.

That's good.

She'll do worse if she's in his position.

She's sick...she needs medical attention.

madridguy:
Hunger don make Nigerians dey heartless, self-centered, selfish and wicked.

Thanks to Tinubu wicked policy that is making life very difficult for we Nigerians. Ordinary food is now luxury and many Nigerians cannot even afford a meal in a day.

Before, with 100 naira, one can eat bread, beans or take gala and coca-cola but today, even to drink water is now a war.

Tinubu should wake up before people will start looting the banks.

Hunger is bad.

You're now a wailer

Michael547:
Call me for inspection before you buy the car

As Vehicle Inspection Officer, abi?

ATEAMS:
Evening newspapesr left the thread ..

Nigerian evening newspapers are big menace to the society, we don't need them here. It's good they left the thread. Useless entities!

Person get mind mention Tinubu for this thread

Humans just dey behave abnormal these days