₦airaland Forum

Mopeola:
It definitely means you have a passion for pets and keep it up, I've once also did this but someone stole it when the chicken grew up

Someone stole it indeed

We understand

SoftSport:
...there’s a possibility that he might eventually see it as food. The fact that he drives a Lexus suggests he might have a different lifestyle or perspective on pets. It could mean he values companionship over practicality, leading him to keep the chicken as a unique pet rather than seeing it as a meal.

I didn't watch the video o.

Chicken can't be pet in Nigeria.

That chicken will end in his pot in the next three weeks.

Sonnobax15:
No woman is free from demons...

In the body of every banny, there's always one or more active demon tormenting her man through her .....

I'm really happy for my dear life from escaping from the hands of my ex,cuz she's just like this particular banny here..

So, that girl don leave you again?.

Omoawoke:
I blame civilization honestly

By now, you would have been hunting in the forest while your wives are at home praying for your safety and the gods should give you good hunts

Civilized man, go and wash your woman's pant!

A finished simp!

Should I trust this girl

Should you trust a Nigerian girlfriend?

I pity you... accept my sympathy in advance.

Dexy4yah:
I hardly see their comments on a post.
What's going on?
Especially relationship issues, I hardly see their post unlike before.


Ladies in the house what's going on?

You have time for nonsense sha

This transgender again.

helinues:
Gosh, there have been nationwide blackout for the past 2 weeks. We are not talking about yesterday or today

Stop deceiving yourself.. we get light here all this while.

helinues:
Inconsequential Sarki who couldn't stop the protest in his own region

No be your own Northerners are destroying power apparatus? Was it only Northerners that are affected abi what's the meaning of nationwide blackout

The guy is so confused like weather.

There's nothing like nationwide blackout. We get light for here since morning.

Once a mumu always a mumu.

Screwcode1:
Yes I blame myself 😭, if I had left her, by now I would’ve been married and living in my own house, you know my mom made my dad by giving him business ideas, investment advice, I thought I’ll meet someone just like my mom, but I met a good girl who was so inlove with poverty, ,.

The bitter truth is, you cannot meet someone in this Nigeria like your mum. Don't compare Nigerian women of 70s and 60s to Nigerian women of 2024.

Na manage we dey manage them now, but, you took the whole thing to another level. In my village, the Umunna will banish you from the community.

I didn’t know about salon but I invested in it, set it up for her thinking she’s the one to build with me,

was a complete liability, came from a ratchet family, I thought being from a poor home will make you want good life, I opened a salon for this girl, selling human hair, wears, and shoes

even when my salon failed, I went and put this girl in nursing school

Of course, girls from poor home want good life, or, is squandering your money not good life?

After wrecking your business, you still enroll her in nursing?
Wow, I love your SIMPlicity.


Serves you right. I love how these demons always put you simps in order.

I'm 100% sure the only reason you're complaining and nagging here now is cos you're broke presently and she dumped you.

May simps perish!

Jega is the architect of loss of hope in Nigeria. He should be prison with both hands and legs chained if Nigeria is a sane country.

About 97.576% of Nigerian police officers are criminal.

E no go better for Tunde!

Uteghe:
Why go through all these stress to be a woman when you could live a peaceful life as a male you're? On top of that you add RISKY to your name.

To be a man is not easy...the reason they're drifting.

santopelele:
From what i seeing in the pix, it is not accidental discharge? How will you shot someone on his hand and also in the chest and you are calling it ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE? ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE MY FOOT.

From the photos above, he's shot from behind.

My first year in the university, I used my head to remove one final year student two teeth for lodge. The idiot wanted to bully me because he got his friends around. I got arrested by the police...my friends called my mum.

As mumsy enter police station and behold the hefty muscular guy with plaster for mouth, she asked the officers if we fought with weapons. Officers said No, na so mumsy begin para them. I was lanky then, and the guy been get muscles full body.

All the female police officers on duty yab the guy tire that day. No one believed I was the one that injured that guy, not even the officers or my mum. My mum was so proud of me that day.

The police released me to her and she was happy to pay for the guy's medical bill.

Always fight fire with fire, don't give bullies chance to intimidate you.

Angelfrost:
That kain joke fit cause 4th world war for viewing center o.

Man United can't even stop my secondary school old boys association football team. No Jokes!

Unless your secondary school old boys association football team dey use jazz play ball.

Stainless11:
I will prefer he can get a bike... Thanks for replying

You'll prefer? On whose funds?

Mariangeles:
Chineke ekwela ihe ojoo.


Barca are decimating Madrid.
When it comes to El clasico, they have a good record over Madrid.

Barca is in great form now. They thrashed Bayern and now Madrid.
That's impressive.

Na only Man U fit stop them

There are mathematics questions in secondary school that comes with "Show all workings".

Na wetin Israel dey practice. Dem sabi show all workings.


God bless Israel
God bless IDF
God bless IAF

Shame on Umuekwensu!

Mariangeles:
Owu ihe taa? Obsession.



Ashi gbagbukwa ihe ojoo! 🤣
Nani kwotu ya sef di'm ka dirty.

O'wu ifu na'anya na ebu'te obsession.

Ole ihe wu ihe ojoo? Ifu na'anya wu ihe oma .

We4all:
Trust me, I have a photographic memory. I can rent it out to you because it appears you are badly in need of it.

Radarada.

saphiere:
I call on the Nigeria Police Force, the military and paramilitary to arrest a self acclaimed online police officer who wears the uniform of the reputable agency 'the Nigeria Police Force'.

He claims he is a CSP.

Nigerian Government should lock up this VDM

Locking him up can't restore lost body counts.

Mariangeles:
Are you sure?


Gbashi nwa ekwensu ahu nkiti.
Owu ya wu onye-ara ahu m gwara gi maka ya mgbe ahu.

100%.

Lol @nwa ekwensu
Gi na ya ka'na akwa ta ya ka mgbe ahu?
Maybe o'furu gi na anya. O'kwa ima?

When a state conducts election in Nigeria, there's every possibility the ruling party will win flawlessly with 99.894% winning rate.

One of the reasons I believe State Police will never work in Nigeria.

. she would only come to me when she needed something either financially or in items of which I would give to her out of the sake of being just nice.

Wow.
You're truly a SIMPle nice man.

We4all:
You didn't teach me. I learned from you.

You're slow...you can't learn.

Mariangeles:
I ma ihe wu ojoro? 😀

I thought it was a South western slang.

It's a Nigerian slang abeg.


Kedu ihe mere diokpa ahu ji akpogagi mercychen? I narala ya mmiri nuo?