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Jobless and no game corps members!

I go come leave mami market wey I suppose dey, dey down nsala soup and palm wine come dey famz Toyin

Maybe the girl is selling cheaper. He'll buy from the girl and resell at a higher price.

Smart business man wey like nyash.

Can Nigerian citizens protect Nigeria like this?

Even soldiers dey drop gun run when they see bandits with superior firearms. Soldiers can't even protect Nigeria and you want Nigeria to protect her citizens

Nigeria get sense, e no dey protect anybody. Protect yourself.

What's the reason behind a full grown man keeping long nails? What's his aim? What's he trying to achieve?

A man that truly wants to go far in life will never keep long and dirty nails. Leave women things for them. Na only them dey enjoy the sweetness of madness.

Zwooks:
That's why I will get like four Korope with five Amotekun in each the same way SARS operate to cause area scatter

4 Korope
20 Amotekun
4 Tractors
2000 Acres of Land
3000 youths for labour

All inside N280M?

Only to pay 30k monthly salaries for 3000 labourers is N90Million. Two months N180M.

4 tractors will cost nothing less than N60M.

Say N20M for trucks.

Money never finish?

Nawao.
There's also a big chance the daughters from the first wife are not his. Men are damned in this part of the world. May God help us.

She try, but the truth is, I can't be with a woman this strong.

I love and want my woman to be feminine all round. I can't even date a woman that can effortlessly ON the generator and change over. That one na bandit.

How can a sane man expects decent food from a useless Nigerian girlfriend?

One has to be decent to cook decent foods.

MufasaLion:
Dirty and cheap women. Only weak and men of low self-esteem patronize whores.

But you patronise Nigerian girls?

As long as you did not meet your girlfriend or wife as a virgin, you're patronising ashawo. Another man was shagging her before you enter.

I told a friend last year, Portable is not street wise, he's just one lousy noisemaker.

Every time, he's always on social media shouting, claiming they've ripped him. Who dey get mind rip street lord?

Now, Okada man don move "street lord" phone.. jew man

Fighting and constituting nuisance won't bring the phone back, it's gone means it's gone. Oti lor.

Rule of the Street, "when you're in midst of "anyhow" people, guard your treasures diligently".

If you loose guard and they move any of your treasures, go home or involve government. Stop being a nuisance to the society because of your laxity. Noisy 50-2!

Freshtruth:
England have the best squad in the tournament, England are yet to loose a match so far, England has d best bench at the tournament. They have the most dept team world class in every position. I no see how Spain that is depending on Nico Williams and yamal want take do am. Gareth Southgate is doing a great job d national team.

Football is finally coming home trust me

Before England will introduce their "best benchers", Spain go don knack them like 3-0 make their mind dey first.

The tournament is for Spain. Nico and Yamal are not the major threat you should look out for on Sunday, watch out for Dani Olmo.

Nico and Yamal go use Walker(34 years) nyash wipe the pitch. I pity him in advance

From the illustrations, the 20s got it right.

Imagine 70s and 90s men kneeling with one knee to beg women. While the 20s got women kneel with two knees to beg them, still the men no gree sef

God bless the 20s for the total restoration.

Tinubu's legacy has killed an innocent surviving man.

Nomerci:
Just look at the signatures sef,what nonsense.una no just get sense

Signatures are meant to be nonsense.

. This company had some staff and Agent scamming people's with the adventure of sponsoring candidates to Canada, Australia and Malta.

Someone promised to "sponsor" you to Canada and Australia, and you're still paying him?
No be sponsor suppose they pay you?

A truck which was headed for the scene got stuck in the mud.

Nigeria is just one big for nothing comedy station in Heaven.

Riosystem:
There is nothing bad with the low account balance. They are mostly undergraduate still depending on there parents.

Then, they should act like undergraduates and stop broke-shaming young guys trying to survive.

Verbtips:
you no lie bro,only wetin i sabi na
nigeria we hail thee

You even get time to hail Nigeria.

2, cement, Block settings 150 bags x7800 #1,170,000

3, cement for blinding 30 bags x 7800 = #234,000

4, cement for volume and lintels 50 bags x7800 #390,000

Like, he will use 230 bags of cement for a 3 bedroom bungalow with no decking?

Your handler is a criminal. Report him to the nearest EFCC office closer to you!

Recently, women are becoming a big menace to the society. The things we see them do daily are signs they're out to end this beautiful world. Are we going to fold our hands and watch them destroy us?

How can a beautiful creature apply things that will make her look like a demon? Don't they have mirrors at home? I'm so tired of this gender

Don't allow your fiancée stops you from finding the love of your life.

Presently, we have more skit makers than viewers.

Love is sacrificial. If she cannot take risk and sacrifice her freedom for you, she's not the right one.

God will see her through in her prison journey.

No be this girl Miracle use play Ludo that year?

We have more serious issues we should be addressing, not some family affairs.

According to reports from witnesses, several warnings were given to the driver about the dangerous condition of the road. Despite these cautions, the driver was determined to cross, leading to the tragic accident.

The driver must be on some deep high shit.

lokobyforch:
Can he refer to a person as a civilian?

You're a civilian and you have blood flowing through your vein.

Are you not a bloody civilian? Go and apologise to your friend now.

According to the cleric, if the man's ejaculation is more, the child will resemble the man, but if the woman's is more, the child will resemble the mother.

Omo

They revealed to him that they had intercourse while on a farm. The cleric then explained to the parents that during their sexual activity on the farm, an animal was watching them, and it is this animal that their child resembles.

What are people smoking these days?

MAY ALL THE NIGERIAN BANKS CATCH FIRE.

I reject this prayer on behalf of Nigerian banks.

The hunger is real.

SpaceX:
hope you know according to international law importing a lady for sex is term sex trafficking, so you've to be careful. She can make a report even if the transaction was mutual. The world is full of double standard.

Make I kuku rest.


Thanks for the update.

This message came at the wrong time. This weekend wey I wan import one banny from neighbouring state na em you drop this weird and scary story.

Wetin man do man?