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one day,the president of Nigeria called for a competition between the three ethnic groups in nigeria i.e Hausa,Igbo,Yoruba .the rule of the game is that u come and dig a hole just like sock away in which u are able to jump.After jumping it,u call any amount u like and the space dogged shall be filled with that money.
it was yorubas turn,the representative dig the ground wide and move backward to run and jump.on landing on the other side,he said 10 million dollars and the space was filled with the actual amount, kudos to the yorubas,they av got technics exclaimed mr president, it was igbos turn,with the same Principle dogged a very wide hole and ran to jump over it.on jumping to the other side he called 10 million pounds and it was so, wao that was awesome, Now it was hausas turn,they dogged a very wide hole as long as nairaland avenue to aso rock thinking he is able to jump over it.he move backward to aboiut 20km to run towards the hole with dogged, while running the hausa spectator were yelling yeah,yeah,yeah,we are the winner.while jumping the hole,on getting to the middle.he fell down into the hole and he sai oooooooh shitttttttttt.all of a sudden the hole buried him with urine and faeces igbeoooooooooo shouted mr president and the curtain fell,






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hope u also enjoy the mess competition

ONE DAY,THE UNITED NATION ORGANIZED A COMPETITION CALLED "MESS COMPETITION "WHEREBY ALL COUNTRIES WOULD COME OUT TO SHOW THEIR TALENT IN TERMS OF MESS,
GERMANY CAME TO THE FRONT OF THE AUDIENCE AND MESS LIKE PUUUUUUUUUU SO THE BUILDING JUMPED UP AND CAME DOWN AGAIN THEN THEY CLAP FOR THEM.
THEN THE INDIAN CAME ON STAGE TO MESS LIKE PAFRAKADOPUSSSSSSS AND THE FANS IN THE BUILDING STARTS TO ROLL AND LATER STOPPED.THEY CLAPPED FOR THEM
IT WAS GHANAS TURN AND THE MESS WAS LIKE TUMTUMTUMTUMTUMTUM THEN THE WHOLE CHAIRS STARTED DANCING WAO EXCLAIMED THE JUDGES, AFRICANS ARE GREAT.THEY WERE GIVEN A ROUND OF APLUS,
A LOT OF COUNTRIES CAME FORTH TO PERFORM THERE OWN MESS MIRACLE.
LASTLY IT WAS NIGERIA S TURN, ALL EYES ON THE NIGERIAN CONTESTANT SO THE NIGERIAN STOOD THERE FOR LIKE 3 MINUTES WITHOUT MOVING AND THE AUDIENCE WERE LIKE WHAT THE HELL MEANWHILE THE SOUND OF THE MESS WAS SILENT PARRALLEL AND WAS LIKE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WAITING FOR ACTION, BUT THERE WAS A BURIAL GROUND BEHIND THE HALL THE THE MESS WENT STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND AND WOKE UP ALL THE DEAD BODIES AND THEY STOOD UP AND MOVE TOWARDS THE HALL SHOUTING WHO MESSWHO MESS WHO MESS AND EVERY BODY IN THE ALL STARTED RUNING HELTER SKELTER, INCLUDING THE PANEL OF JUDGES.NOW TELL ME WHICH COUNTRY IS THE WINNER?

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Do u know dt u are a disgrace to xtianity nd ce ministry, well one thing is certain,ur post can not reduce d rate at which d ministry is growing rather it is an avenue to perform d word of God dt say i will build my church nd d gate of hell shall not prevail against it, u ase simply an epitome of hypocrite nd medocre, may God forgive u AMEN

I checked my status dis morning nd i was invited fos the interactive session.check ui.edu.ng for more info or send me ur name nd faculty so i could check for you.i actually saved the page.goodluck

i guess it will be in the next 3 or 4 days

For me i love jesus so much in the sense that since he can lay down his life for me ,as in wounded for my transgression,bruised for my iniquities,so i have no cause of not showing him some love.

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I think ones tallness does not affect confidency because i believe been confident is in your mind and perspective