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PoliticsRe: Massive Crowd At Lagos-Arewa Endorsement Rally For APC (Pictures) by Zulum500: 3:25pm On Jan 08, 2023
ganisucks:
Yeah, sure. The governors are emperors, Santa Claus and the Easter bunny are real, and Elvis is still alive.
See painment grin grin
PoliticsRe: Massive Crowd At Lagos-Arewa Endorsement Rally For APC (Pictures) by Zulum500: 3:23pm On Jan 08, 2023
ganisucks:
And when did a man being effeminate make him less of a man. A real man is one in touch with his feelings, not some backward caveman heavy breathing Neanderthal.
See painment grin grin cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Massive Crowd At Lagos-Arewa Endorsement Rally For APC (Pictures) by Zulum500: 3:23pm On Jan 08, 2023
ganisucks:
When I see things like this, I laugh, and laugh and laugh. I recall when Atiku was shouting everywhere that he would be President either Obasanjo liked it or not. When Obasanjo was asked to comment on it. Obasanjo simply said, there are people you just look at and laugh.
All this gri gri gra gra will soon end.
Cry little.. see painment grin grin

Obido ti luleeeeeeee piiiiiii
PoliticsRe: Okeite Juju endorses Peter Obi for President by Zulum500: 3:16pm On Jan 08, 2023
odduduwa:
Otu gbawa Kwa NNE gi
See painment grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Marginalization And Persecution Of Non-muslims Under Tinubu's APC by Zulum500: 3:15pm On Jan 08, 2023
I'm a Christian voting for bola Ahmed TINUBU grin
PoliticsRe: Marginalization And Persecution Of Non-muslims Under Tinubu's APC by Zulum500: 3:14pm On Jan 08, 2023
BetterHeadline:
Tinubu built and funded APC. APC marginalizes and persecutes Christians. APC brought in terrorists to win election. Terrorists kidnap and murder Christians. Tinubu defended terrorists by asking "where are the cows". Tinubu chose a character like Shettima as his running mate.
All these say a lot about him really.
See painment and gibberish...
Obi ti luleeeeeeee piiiiiii
PoliticsRe: Marginalization And Persecution Of Non-muslims Under Tinubu's APC by Zulum500: 3:13pm On Jan 08, 2023
Karlovych:
embarassed This is very terrible! Even as a Yoruba moozlem I find this ApC very disgusting. Well meaning Nigerians say no to a moozlem-moozlem ticket.

No oloriburuku should quote me!
Thuoonder on ipobs pigs. I'm a Catholic voting bola Ahmed TINUBU
PoliticsRe: Anti-Party: Nigeria Politics Looks Like Salad & Mayonnaise - Shehu Sani by Zulum500: 3:10pm On Jan 08, 2023
Ajehkpako4naija:
The salad of LP will taste better because we Use Bama, sweet corn and other conguments
Bloook head being delusional
PoliticsRe: Anti-Party: Nigeria Politics Looks Like Salad & Mayonnaise - Shehu Sani by Zulum500: 3:10pm On Jan 08, 2023
Aify147:
And you’re telling me that some Nigerians have sense? But whatever it is, Labour Party is a party to beat next month. Know this and know peace.
Let’s get some likes for Peter Obi here
Ikpeasu kerosene doing wonders grin
PoliticsRe: Anti-Party: Nigeria Politics Looks Like Salad & Mayonnaise - Shehu Sani by Zulum500: 3:09pm On Jan 08, 2023
chikason22:
At the end, Peter Obi will emerge the winner.
Ikpeasu kerosene doing wonders grin
PoliticsRe: Anti-Party: Nigeria Politics Looks Like Salad & Mayonnaise - Shehu Sani by Zulum500: 3:08pm On Jan 08, 2023
ChukwuObe:
To all Yoruba youths with no sense of history:

Those whose people refused to vote Awolowo to turn things around in1979 because of hatred and jealousy will never taste presidency anytime soon. If Awolowo was not good for them then, why should the failure they are parading now be good for us? We shall all meet at the poll in February 25th.
Exactly bro... I pity the woke yorubas being delusional..

My vote is for bola Ahmed TINUBU
PoliticsRe: Anti-Party: Nigeria Politics Looks Like Salad & Mayonnaise - Shehu Sani by Zulum500: 3:07pm On Jan 08, 2023
Shut up.. what are your legacies in the Senate.. grin
PoliticsRe: Imoke To PDP Members: Ben Ayade Was A Mistake, Please Forgive Me by Zulum500: 3:05pm On Jan 08, 2023
See painment.
.. okorosss keep digging fake news
PoliticsRe: Arewa Comnunity In Lagos Hold Rally For Bola Tinubu And Sanwo-olu (video) by Zulum500: 3:03pm On Jan 08, 2023
Polchiz:
I thought only Igbos migrate to Lagos?
You have this population of Northerners in Lagos?
See painment for okorosss
PoliticsRe: Arewa Comnunity In Lagos Hold Rally For Bola Tinubu And Sanwo-olu (video) by Zulum500: 3:03pm On Jan 08, 2023
nkwuocha:
So?
How your own take concern me? huh
See painment cheesy. Obi ti luleeeeeeee piiiiiii
PoliticsRe: Atiku Flees The Country As PDP Campaign Falter by Zulum500: 3:02pm On Jan 08, 2023
bjdon:
Like him or hate him, you can't deny Atiku is a big boss in Nigerian politics. He dose need to be running up and down the place. He has the NW on lockdown, with the exception of Kano. He'll likely win Bauchi and Gombe and Adamawa in the NE, and Niger and Kwara in the NC
He'll come second to PO in the SE and SS and second to BAT in the SW except for Lagos where he'll come 3rd.
The above projections guarantee that he'll be in the 2nd round, so he can afford to relax for now.
Talking gibberish grin
PoliticsRe: Atiku Flees The Country As PDP Campaign Falter by Zulum500: 2:55pm On Jan 08, 2023
kettykin:
He said he is an elephant, elephants love to cool off when the heat is much.
See gibberish..

Atiku ti luleeeeeeee piiiiiii grin
PoliticsRe: Atiku Flees The Country As PDP Campaign Falter by Zulum500: 2:53pm On Jan 08, 2023
ganisucks:
He's on holiday. This is ridiculous.
Obi ti luleeeeeeee piiiiiii grin
PoliticsRe: Atiku Flees The Country As PDP Campaign Falter by Zulum500: 2:52pm On Jan 08, 2023
SadiqBabaSani:
Useless topic,


Atiku just went there to relax, People like Atiku, Tinubu has stolen enough to last 100 lifetimes
See painment..
I'm from sokoto voting bola Ahmed TINUBU..

Atiku ti luleeeeeeee piiiiiii grin
PoliticsRe: "Akeredolu Has Put Cocoa Seeding Back In The Poo" - Tinubu Gaffes Yet Again by Zulum500: 2:47pm On Jan 08, 2023
asanausana91:
do you have option before. Crumbs eaters must surely vote for their master, they don't have a say.
Atiku ti luleeeeeeee piiiiiii...

I'm from sokoto voting bola Ahmed TINUBU grin
PoliticsRe: Arewa Comnunity In Lagos Hold Rally For Bola Tinubu And Sanwo-olu (video) by Zulum500: 2:45pm On Jan 08, 2023
crowther15:
That should tell you that Yoruba won't vote base on ur ethnicity but rather your competency. Obi would get reasonable vote not because He is a Yoruba but because he is competent.
Competent fool did nothing in anamubulas grin
PoliticsRe: Arewa Comnunity In Lagos Hold Rally For Bola Tinubu And Sanwo-olu (video) by Zulum500: 2:44pm On Jan 08, 2023
nkwuocha:
Old age they say should come with wisdom. The wisdom that is attained through years of experience, unfortunately, has come to be an abomination to many of our senior citizens in Nigeria. The Jonathan government was marred with insecurity and so a set of "Progressives " came with a Change Mantra and the youth bought into it. We never knew we are signing our fate for years of penury, unemployment, ritual killings, and the worst insecurity in the history of Nigeria.

Sometimes we wake up with empty stomachs and no one to give us hope. We trek the streets of Lagos to Anambra to Jos and to Katsina looking for jobs, jobs whose pay is not enough to give mama and papa a befitting burial.

As a man who gets erected every morning, with no wife to curdle and to mate with. Where is the money? Can a jobless man get a wife? Will he endure a house filled with kwashiorkor- infested kids?

Our marriageable spinsters, your children are clocking 40 with no husband. They are casting and binding the devil in mosques and churches. They are still waiting, hoping that the monthly savings from a potential suitor can take them out of their father's house. Many die in withered hope.

Now we patronize herbalists and pastorpreneurs, thieves on cloaks to save us from excruciating poverty and deprivation. They reap us of our meager earnings, they tell us that our sins made us poor. They tell us our oracles and deities made us poor. They tell us our mothers are witches and so they made us poor. They tell us our fathers practice occultism and so we are poor. Then they ask us to raise sacrifices, sometimes blood sacrifices.

Now we patronize human part dealers. Now we are into fraud. Now we sleep with corpses. Now we kill our loved ones for money. Now we die in our primes. Our girls are into "hookups", they get rammed so they can make up for papa's inability to put food on the table. Now our little girls mount our grandfathers for bread and braids.

The police shoot us when we protest injustice. Our voices are the echoes of a subjugated young generation. They haunt us in beer parlours where we are drunk and our clothes soaked in wretchedness, they also wait for us at gaming centres. They pack us in buses and we bail ourselves with our mothers and sisters already tired bodies.

Dear Senior Citizens of Nigeria, your failures of yesterday are the hopelessness we are suffering today. You voted leeches in power. You voted with hatred and with LONGERTHROAT! You voted wrongly to spite one another. You voted foolishly!

Tell me, who will take care of you when your pension will not be paid? When Glaucoma and cataracts begin to eat your weary eyes away, who will pay for your surgeries? Who will pay when prostrate infirmities begin to rear their ugly heads? Now you are about to waste another eight years of our lives, our young vibrant lives, who will feed you when you are old and gray? When your only life-support is merely a stick and your ears are deaf, deaf so you don't hear the gunshots and clinking knives from ethnic and religious wars, ethnic cleansing, and genocide.
On whose strong shoulder will you place your wrinkled old hands for support? The same hand you used in voting in vermin of questionable characters in power.

Then we will look at you and say in our hearts, "It is your fault", before striking down our victims.


We are still dusted, our shoes cracked from covering painful kilometers in search of the millions of jobs promised.
"Where are the jobs? ", We lament as we squeeze the "pure water " into our mouths under heart-wrenching volcanic sun rays.

We ignore your calls in shame, for we know we have nothing to send to you. Our accounts are in debt and Loans reading like a pendulum nonstop.

We treat our sick bodies with cheap local herbs and by our mid-thirties, we seek donations to manage our kidney problems.

We queue in immigration offices and sleep even in embassies of warring countries for visas. Those of us who are lucky will get a rare opportunity of washing the white man’s toilet, even with our envious educational portfolios. After all it is better to get paid in dollars than a dwindling naira.

Yet our problems persist.

You vote for life political predators who use our intellectual property rights to win elections, the one you paid through your nose by sending us to school. They pay us in kobo so they can reap away our future in Naira and dollars and pounds and Euros. We share the kobos and you dare to say it's not enough to balm your cracked waist?!

They stash this monies away in GP and sewage tanks. They bury it deep so we can't see it. They spit at our hungry faces and call us "Lazy Youths" who queue at their gold-pleated gates for monies while they live in affluence and influence. We dare not profess love to their children for we know that 'shoe get size ‘.Their tinted cars and overzealous drivers break our bones and their police escorts threaten us to settle our own case or get convicted of a felony. Our policemen and security officers drop their guns for their designer bags and umbrellas.

They are back again, the scavengers of the nation. They are back with their mouth-watering manifestos, and now we see our senior citizens rallying to vote for calamities again, to torture us till we are not strong enough to fend for ourselves.They are back again to waste our years of strength, of lifting bags of cement, and of standing half-naked on dangerous nightie streets. They are back again with their divisive style of politics, so we insult each other and fight to pave way for their heirs to rule over our children.

They tell us religion doesn’t matter as long as it suits their bloodthirsty quest for absolute power.

They are back with same old stories they fooled you with but we, the youth will not be cajoled to vote as you have voted.

We are going to take back our country from sick and mentally impaired politicians, political ritualists, religious and ethnic terrorists, egomaniacs, and kleptomaniacs. We are going to effect a positive change this time around. We are no longer going to eat the crumbs from our collective wealth.

Our "Early morning salute" will be attended to by our wives, wives of our youth! Our girls will grow as girls but not as women of easy virtue.

We are going to vote, this time for ourselves and our unborn generation so they can pick our calls when we are old and gray.

We are going to correct your mistakes and we urge you to be our backbones and support us.

As the election date draws nearer, remember your vote is very necessary. Don't dim our esprit anymore. For this generation of youth are soldiers, freedom soldiers.

Vote for a strong-willed candidate. Vote for a candidate who represents us well without delegating his powers to healthier subordinates. Vote the one who balances and respects our diversified religious affiliations. Vote for justice, fairness, and the youth.


We are the true leaders of today. Vote for our tomorrow.


Liana-Lois Apeh.
Forget long storryyy..
Obi did nothing in anambra, where are those future of anamubulas...
You ipobs reasoning with emotions...
TINUBU has legacies.. that what why I'm a Catholic Christian from akwa voting bola Ahmed TINUBU
PoliticsRe: Arewa Comnunity In Lagos Hold Rally For Bola Tinubu And Sanwo-olu (video) by Zulum500: 2:42pm On Jan 08, 2023
ghiloman28:
As Election come closer we see BAT wining with wide margin. Only people living in illusion will believe PO will win 1 state not to talk of wining the election. Anyway ATIKU is thier favorite they are just using PO to cover face.

BAT is the goal.
Eggzactly the ipobs are two-face devil's
PoliticsRe: Arewa Comnunity In Lagos Hold Rally For Bola Tinubu And Sanwo-olu (video) by Zulum500: 2:40pm On Jan 08, 2023
Felabrity:
I am sure they gathered hausa bike men and beggers around there, and paid them 1k each to fill the stadium
See painment..obi ti luleeeeeeee piiiiiii grin
PoliticsRe: Arewa Comnunity In Lagos Hold Rally For Bola Tinubu And Sanwo-olu (video) by Zulum500: 2:38pm On Jan 08, 2023
alphaconde:
This tinubu go tire una

since una no wan rest.

na all of us get the country
See painment. Pandora did nothing in anambra
PoliticsRe: Arewa Comnunity In Lagos Hold Rally For Bola Tinubu And Sanwo-olu (video) by Zulum500: 2:34pm On Jan 08, 2023
pacespot:
These northeners are just using Tinubu to maintain their power grips on the country. If that is so they like a Yoruba man, they would have supported Yoruba during the creation of Amotekun and many yearnings of Yoruba's leaders and people as well to restructure Nigeria. They know it is impossible for them to use Peter Obi to continue their Fulanization and islamization agendas in the country, hence the Muslim-Muslim ticket of Tinubu has provided a leeway to achieve their domination agenda.

I am a Yoruba man, but I implore fellow Yoruba's not to fall prey to this trick by northerners showing total support for Tinubu thinking it is a support for the Yoruba culture and values. Tinubu is a desperate man for power, so they are using his desperation to power home their own agenda of colonizing the country. If these people actually respect Yoruba the way they are showing support for Tinubu, they would have listened to Yoruba's suggestions over the years to fix the country, like:

*creating a new constitution
*improving the revenue sharing formula
*creating state police and autonomy
*making judiciary fully independent
*restructuring the executive and entire governance system
They won't support ipobs obi ti luleeeeeeee piiiiiii
PoliticsRe: Arewa Comnunity In Lagos Hold Rally For Bola Tinubu And Sanwo-olu (video) by Zulum500: 2:32pm On Jan 08, 2023
Felabrity:
jagaban of Iragbiji
See painment for okonkwo grin

Obi ti luleeeeeeee piiiiiii
PoliticsRe: Arewa Comnunity In Lagos Hold Rally For Bola Tinubu And Sanwo-olu (video) by Zulum500: 2:32pm On Jan 08, 2023
Naira20:
While you wait, hope you know no sane Nigerian will vote APC again?
The Christian vote is a no-brainer.
So forget mata...Tinubu can Never win this election.NEVER

Meanwhile enjoy a snippet of how people perceive the Microphone licker


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77v5qO1E_S4
Painment grin

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