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Where did my Eurphoria go now, Come back babe papa zulu miss his mangos

Clarissa, what the hell are you doing here with grown folks, I just noticed you 15

Bend over Lauryn so I can slap you

hahaha diddy sharap there

Eurphoria would you help me self-service this Anaconda.

I'm so much in love with Eurphoria, man I'll walk to the ends of this world for that girl.

lol, just kidding I was dreaming about you last night though

You calling me randy goat now, You wasn't saying that last night when I was giving it to you hard.

Genial:
Good night, everyone. I need to spend a significant part of the night determining the specific parameters, to the nearest approximation, that influence the integrity or otherwise of the calabash; to wit, the factors that will precipitate a shift in the equilibrium of the reaction from left to right - calabash to shards of pottery.

What is this boy smoking for real

Euphoria, you don't mind being my second wife right babe.

lauryn:
Zulu
U and who?. Are U confusing me for the Maid, abi na gateman sef?

Come to think of it, my first sexual experience was with our maid I swaer to God

Thanks diddy I sure will take your advice, Eurphoria will be my second wife if she like it or not.

Eurphoria:
lmao diddy please help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Shaka whats wrong with this picture here? , i painted it specailly for you

Oh my GOD, I meant your picture. I swear I don't swing that way.

Genial I still don't get it? Lauryn has always been my sister. But we sometime do it when our parents go to night vigil.

You have to send me some pics my dear, I tied of always visualizing you in my head when I do my business

Genial:
Hmmm. . . Ika?

Bros you are talks in parables. Spoke English

Genial:
@ Zulu

calabash = x + y,

where x + y denotes a vector quantity U. U is representative of the cyber sibling status between 2 variables a and b.

a = Zulu

b = Lauryn

I'm sorry I failed math in High School, so pls explain in English for me

Ika watin you wan do with palm oil, you get boiled yam way you wan chop?

That's right I'm always HARD how did you know that. Anyways dear can you unhard it for me, it's starting to hurt.

Uche2nna:
Oga Zulu will U sharap dia!!!!! How many times have I told U that it is Mrs and not Miss

Good evening My brother, abeg no vex what was I thinking,

lauryn:
rotflaugh my friggin lil behind off

your papa center yansh

I know say my papa yansh fine pass that your picture,

@ Donzman

how in the world did you get Lauryn to release those pics to you. Abeg carry go.

Thank you Genial, can you give Miss Lauryn some referrals.

That's what I call ugly, Lauryn where are you? see as Dozman just dey show people your baby pictures

Ika you only sending me your pic right. only is your bestest friend

Whatever Euphoria, I learnt my perversion from you, I don't really care much for huge boobs, I just like yours the way the are

Ika don't post your pic my dear, Donzman I thought I told you yesterday Ikamefa was off limits

lauryn:
lol

How many times do you want me to tell you to cover your mouth, if you have to expose those fugle teeth pls brush em.

No start now young girl, watin you dey do for this thread sef,  that yeast infection way Uche give you never do you.

Only suffer head, but we pray God will deliver us from this Egypt called America

lauryn:
hehe

Abeg close your mouth you brush this morning sef

ikamefa:
no mind them bruv carry go!

I hear you Ika my sister, how you dey dear.

My sister you know say na only suffer head be my problem, God dey sah.