₦airaland Forum

Dime:
omo yoruba, obasanjo's daughter(i just look prettier)

Na true say you be Obasanjo pikin? go tell your papa say zulu say him be mugu.

No problem, I fit invite you come my wedding with snazzy if she don't mind.

Uche2nna:
And plis stop flirting with Snazzy because U do not fit into the plans I have for her. I am bent on making a lot of money from her bride price. She has Calabar and Ibo blood flowing through her veins and so the hubby should be willing to surrender his account to me. I know U are stingy so get to stepping

Typical Igbo man, You no go see penny. As soon as I finish filing her papers to come into the states me and snazzy will have a small delicate wedding in Hawaii and sail around the world in my private 40 footer sail boat.

Uche2nna:
U better try and remenber the place at least for my sake. I was not comfortable with a white man hovering over my hair with some razor in the name of barbing. Moreover, after the exercise I could not even recognise my damn self in the mirror

Uche it's on 2100 south and State, you can never miss it. It's like the only place you can pass by and see black people hanging around. Oh no I take that back, you can also see black folks at the Jazz game

snazzydawn:
you have all got me cracking my ribs

My dear don't crack your ribs oh, wait till I pay your dowry first,  my hand no dey.

snazzydawn:
*yawns* _{"lead me not into temptation,Oh Lord"}

Are you sleepy my wife? do you want me to come put you to sleep?

Uche2nna:
And I was thinking about marrying this calabar girl. I guess it is time I broke off with Ekaette


@ Zulu Thank God U are here. Where do U get your hair cuts while U were in this Godforsaken Mormon town

There's this place on State Street I used to go to, God I can't remember the name now, but it's like the only place that cuts black hair. Very funny because when I first moved to SLC there was no place that would cut black hair so I would cut it myself. Oh boy I don really suffer for this America.

@ snazzydawn.

We don't have to tell popsy about that. Girl I'm a very rich man in America, I have mansions in all 50 states of America. Me and Bill Gates belong to the same Private Club.

I'm sure you don't want to miss out on the binging my second wife my dear.

That's why you'll be my second wife Snazzydawn . When can I con meet your father?

Remind me not to ever marry you Ika You take style fear me oh.

Ika you dey laugh, you know say Nigerian girls no dey play that nonsense.

iice:
masakaring it will take timing. It dies every once in a while and rises from its ashes

@Zulu, y u no dey your msger?

I cleaned out my msger you want my madam to bash my head with frying pan

Ika you no well

Gamine:
*In Polished British Accent* i was lookin for someone,, stumbled on this thread, before u use a beer bottle on me i must take my leave
*Leaves with a bottle of Moet in hand*

Abeg comot here, people dey talk you ma wan sef wan talk *hisses in Japanese*

Born again pass me? You never see anything first, I fit quote bible from beginning to end and you think you born again pass me. You no well my sister.

Gamine:
Beer??, yack!
Lets hav some more of the Moet,

Who even call you,if  you no wan drink watin you dey find here.


iice you cheap no be small. watin you dey do with all that money way you dey make sef Na wa for you ooo. Anyways na only big stout I want.

You still dey laugh just wait till judgement day, you think sey bribe fit get you in to heaven

Madam Ika I throw salute back at you. How you dey sef,

As for me, me and blue just the wait for iice to buy us shack but she just dey here the do Iyanga for person.

iice na true say you don shack, You be bad girl ooo you no even offer us any.