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The man wearing sky blue and sitting far behind in the second picture, what is he doing?

Looks like they are passing the lighter around already.

HungerBAD:
Huh?

This state and deaths. Yesterday the Governor shared One Million,and a woman died trying to get her share.

Today the Governor won at the Court,another took his life?tomorrow I am sure somebody will die and somehow be linked to this man.

I have read the stories of Angels of Death,and how they carry deaths with them,but actually did not know they existed in real life.

This PDP Governor should not visit my State ohhh, please remain in Akwa Ibom.

You are a very moronic and inutile fool for saying such a fatuitously constructed feckless nonsense.

Did the Governor kill those people? And why predict another death? Have you created life before?

Watch your mouth, you lassa-fever infected blockhead. Ass-hole

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Feel free to always check this thread for latest news, updates and admission processes from University of Uyo.

You can ask/answer questions, make suggestions, posts your experiences in Uniuyo, update Tuskites and aspiring Tuskites on latest info etc.

See as d thing fit am. Dat for be hin original job naa.

How e take concern me. I neva get cancer naa. Abi d poster below me get??

truckin:
pep guys dey handsome sha! miss Ngeneukwu, I lie?

Akwa Ibom men are always handsome, except that monkeyman Umana.

Check out Udom... handsome.

And the ladies too... beautiful

Akwa Ibomites too much jor

This is worth celebrating.

Udom is right. Congrats to Udom!


On the other hand, that good-for-nothing (except stealing) he-goat Umana Okon Umana can go back to village stream and drown himself. After all, we hate him already.


So, justice still prevails in Nigeria!!!

God bless GOVERNOR Udom Emmanuel.

God bless Akwa Ibom.

God bless Nigeria.

God bless me.

I love my Udom Emmanuel, the right man for the job.

Akwa Ibomites love Udom. Udom till 2023, except he wants to go for presidency in 2019. And if it happens that Udom wants presidency in 2019, we will fully support him to take over from that 70+ year old clueless jackass.

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On the other hand, Umana is a dirty, greedy criminal and Akwa Ibomites and Nigerians hate him with a perfect hatred. (I hate you Umana, and there is nothing you can do about it.)

Umana has been secretly paying people to come out to welcome him from Abj and also paying for his pointless campaigns.

Umana was also recently caught with his APC fools planning on possible ways to bribe a certain judge in Nigeria.

Se mi da, Umana Okon Umana, adiok ano ata ata uka. Ayara ino

menabae:
Max of 3... 1 girl and 2boys... Jake,jaden,jane cheers

What is it with J You are a JACKASS who probably likes to JERK OFF. Nothing more

ladyF:
Just 1....maybe....will name her [size=15pt]LadyF[/size]

You mean, LadyF9 ?

mugus

MeloGistDotCom:
may we also walk into fame one day..

For ur dream. Small id!ot with stupiiid mentality. That's u.

To integrate it, apply the following steps:
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1. Enter your website URL in a browser to open it
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2. Open a new tab in the same browser, but this time, go to your website dashboard
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3. Open your website again in another new tab
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4. Carry your computer to the window in you room. Don't worry, there is a reason for this. I'll explain in a moment
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5. Throw the computer off, through the window. Be sure it hard enough to break the computer
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6. Then knock yourself several times
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7. If my advice dey pain you, kindly take a walk to mainland bridge (or any large body of water closest to you) and jump in. Otherwise, you can come over here to nairaland and kiss my asss by posting anything (good or bad) on this thread.

And whosoever took this to FP became 15...15...15... because this is so fake, so un-newsworthy, so fvcking s-tupid. You id!ots.

Meanwhile, it's only few minutes gone past 10pm and some of these NL mods are already fvcking asleep with their mouth wide open...

Hello lady!


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I heard you got shot.

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Got two holes now or something?


Hope ya man don't make a mistake, digging the wrong hole.

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My sincere prayers.

Buzzboy:
I have been observing people in my church for a long time and I have made a list of the various kinds of people you find in a typical Nigerian church.

1. The first set of people are called the Bible Scholars. They are always very serious, writing everything the pastor says, and nodding their head every now and then. I was shocked to see a brother by my side today writing everything the pastor said including the "praise the lord", "amen" e.t.c they are always waving their hands and shouting yess at any little thing the pastor says.

2. The second set of people are called the talkers. All they do is to talk. Sometimes I wonder if there is pepper in their mouth as they just talk and laugh loudly. They wouldnt even hide it as they talk loudly and laugh carelessly. Sometimes it takes the intervention of the ushers to separate the two talkatives or group chatters. Once, a pastor on the altar shouted "Shut Up" on a girl from the
congregation out of reflex action due to her endless talking...

3. The Sleepers
this set of people sleep through out the service. They can be found at vintage points near the fans or a.c. They would then bow their heads and sleep off and when the ushers wake them up, they would insist that they were only sleeping, there was one minister that layed down on the floor all in the name of praying with anointing and he went to chibok from there...

4. Walkers
This set of people can walk from lagos to port harcourt. All they do is to go in and out of the church. They cant sit down comfort ably for 5 minutes. They always have something to do either to change money for offering or to buy tom tom and baba blue. You would hear them saying words like, sorry, pls excuse me, get your bag out of the way e.t.c. An elder in my church had to slap one brother like that because he was always going in and out, disturbing the woman. ..

5. The Eaters
People that belong to this group are fond of eating. Their mouth is always closed but moving rapidly. I could not beleive my eyes last wheek when I saw a woman, a choir member for that matter eating corn at the front row during service sshe brought differnt items from her bag like corn, plantain, e.t.c and was eating it stupidly to the amazement of the church members, the pastors wife had to seize her bags...

6. Frosh Kidz
this people come to church with a lo t of pride. They dress as if they are going to see Buhari. They also apply a lot of heavy make up (for girls). They dress extravagantly with all the latest dress or clothes reigning even though they don't have money. They would now start forming british accent. They wear all type of jwellry, head chain , neck chain, hand chain, waist chain, leg chain e.t.c. They usually come very late for notice me purpose holding their heads high and holding the latest technological gadgets in their hands as they catwalk to their seat hoping to impress that boy/girl they have been crushing on....
Which one do you belong to?
Feel free to add yours...

Buzzboy, your post is extremely useless.

Well Op, there's nothing special about this. I think it's more of a case of climate change. Perhaps, Nigeria has shifted to North Africa. And my hope and prayer is that someday we shift out of Africa to maybe London or America.

The world climate has changed which is now leading to different weather conditions and even relocation of nations.

But OP Dapromzy333, I know you very well. You've never passed JAMB before. In 2011, you scored 120.
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2012 you even tried to score 142.


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After scoring 165 in 2013 you gave up and went to learn aluminium work.

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Come on bro, remember what you told me about keeping it real.

Uhuru Kenyatta, what a name!
Now, imagine a Nigeria with a president called Bubu Nigeriatta... Just saying..
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Meanwhile, I'm studying business administration in school. Am I qualified?

What's this raunchy pic of maheeda nonsense I'm hearing about?
Maheeda, is it true you did this?

Is this hell-Rufai's farm? He likes mediocre stuff.
Just asking.

I actually mistook those laps for tubers of yam.
Sorry, my bad.

Mr. Okorocha sir, it seems you forgot to mention Nairaland moderators too.

Ette Buhari, mbok devalue the naira so that mma ndi exchange dollar ye naira okuk mmi afiak adok etuk.

#TeamBloggersGettingPaidIn$$$ButReceivingInNaira

If you don't like this, adiok ano uka.

Mmo isi kanda imia lecturer?

#TeamWeNevaDidAnyfingWrongInFuckingThatLecturer

OP, in which secondary school did you do this?