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FamilyRe: Nigerian Mother Racks Up £500, 000 In Hospital Bill In The UK by 0700Jesse(m): 3:45pm On Feb 01, 2017
lwkm, madam stay there! when they are tired they'll release you :-D
EducationRe: I Am Dropping Out Of The University by 0700Jesse(m): 3:39pm On Feb 01, 2017
Mummy come & see, they've start following your child again
SportsRe: Watch VIDEO: Paul Pogba And Jesse Lingard Vibe To Wizkid & Drake’s “come Closer” by 0700Jesse(m): 3:34pm On Feb 01, 2017
This one no concern us nah, some are still broke after watching this!! poof angry
CelebritiesRe: 2017 Range Rover Sinks Inside An Erosion by 0700Jesse(m): 3:31pm On Feb 01, 2017
Welcome to Nigeria where people think its necessary to put stuffs like this on social media than to find a way to render help
PoliticsLagos Has No Soul! Cold & Dead Land. by 0700Jesse(op): 12:03am On Jan 27, 2017
Must Lagos state govt dehumanize Poor Lagosians to generate revenue?

Do you know the Lagos state government engaged the services of hoodlum as members of Lagos State Environment and Special Offences Enforcement Unit who go about terrorising Lagosians under the guise of arresting and prosecuting of violators of the provision of Lagos Road Traffic Law 2012.

Terror was unleased on Alimosho local government yesterday by these hoodlums under the guidance of a Lagos state kangaroo mobile Court officials where 3 judges and 2 lawyers and one Mobile kangaroo court clerk will coerce you to plead guilty to charges or you go to jail if you plead not guilty.

They assault people at free will, they use tear gas on poor populace without thinking. They will dehumanize you by dragging you into black Maria.

Their modus operandi.

They Lagos state task force under the name of Lagos State Environment and Special Offences Enforcement Unit work from 9am-12pm Monday -Friday.

They have urchins who are under the services of Lagos state govt whose job is to loose Plate Number of vehicles parked on the road. They don't care if you are in distress, they enter streets, infact one of the kangaroo mobile court official said their is no inner street in Lagos. They loose any plate number.

You dare not talk or take picture of these urchins if you do you will be decimated by these hoodlums.

They will now charge you without you having a lawyer coerce you to plead guilty or taken to Badagry jail.

They will now fine you 50k-250k as they case may be.

I was a victim of these hoodlum and was coerced to pay plead guilty, threatened with jail by the kangaroo mobile court officials fined the sum of N50,000 which I paid yesterday before I was left off the hook. I met a young guy who had no cash I had to borrow him 50k or he will be taken to jail also.

This is not the Lagos we want.

Ettu Mohammed will press for charges.

Cc Alex Omorodion

OSHODI is their nest

#Copied

EducationRe: Question For The Intellectuals. by 0700Jesse(m): 3:34pm On May 18, 2016
he's willing and able but we are not complying sad
RomanceRe: Ladies, Which Of These Guys Do You Prefer? (photo) by 0700Jesse(m): 3:26pm On May 18, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin thick thick thick thick thick thick...all the way! grin

I can imagine how it feels to be cuddled, throw me in the bed, yet very gentle not to hurt me... grin grin grin

That body built is juz perfect for such a hyper person like me cool tongue
smh :-/ your papa thick?? undecided undecided
better manage d one wey u see
CelebritiesRe: Omg! See What Rukky Sanda Has To Say To Her Haters by 0700Jesse(m): 3:23pm On May 18, 2016
how can this bring down d price of fuel? undecided
CrimeRe: Woman Sets Husband On Fire In Katsina State by 0700Jesse(m): 3:19pm On May 18, 2016
what more can I say? lool :/
Jokes EtcRe: Pics Of The Day by 0700Jesse(m): 12:09pm On Feb 16, 2016
:/ huh
CrimeRe: EFCC Declares Elfreda Lolo-Sekibo Wanted (Photo) by 0700Jesse(m): 12:05pm On Feb 16, 2016
ChappyChase:
Pretty my left balls!! if I see her I won't hesitate to drag her to EFCC!! Oloshos everywhere you go!
yur not making sense, hope yu know
RomanceRe: What Are Your Plans For Valentines Day? by 0700Jesse(m): 1:09am On Feb 14, 2016
#Passing By . . . btw, sipping crystals in coogi sweaters
EducationMouau Admission List 2015/2016 Is Out by 0700Jesse(op): 12:31am On Sep 18, 2015
As at the time of making this post, it has been confirmed that the long awaited admission status for candidates of the mouau post utme is out on Jamb website.
However, information reaching me says that the admission status for some candidates are still being uploaded and they have to exercise a little more patience, below are the steps to checking your admission status on Jamb website:
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Go to: www.jamb.org.ng
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scroll to: "2015 UTME"
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click on "CHECK ADMISSION STATUS"
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You will be asked to input your Jamb reg. no, this do & if you've been given admission your details will appear there but if you've not been given admission yet you will be notified of that!!
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Thank You, and feel free to ask questions!!
RomanceRe: Can I Date This Girl From Another Religion? by 0700Jesse(m): 8:30pm On Aug 25, 2015
Marry her? But i wonder how ur family will look like 8-) , Boys will be Muslims, girls Christians huh
EducationRe: Michael Okpara University Hostel Is On Fire (Photos) by 0700Jesse(m): 10:58am On Jul 17, 2015
uzolexis:
700 for where, even like 2007 in my early years in MOUAU it was much more than 700.
abeg na who say 700? Be like say him papa na edeoga....mtschw
EducationRe: MOUAU Students Chat Thread (let's Meet Here Great Umudyks) by 0700Jesse(m): 5:29am On Jun 03, 2015
nellyme:
Owkay xo wats up wif u? I had a stressful day today as per lectures and church
I just dey like dele,

which church, Chapel of revelation or SUCF?
EducationRe: MOUAU Students Chat Thread (let's Meet Here Great Umudyks) by 0700Jesse(m):
nellyme:
I'm in colmas, acc dept 300L. I knw most of us are here on nairaland, let's get to know ourselves...
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Oya plainmirror , ajagun21, ernecity, nigg, 0700jesse etc show here.
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Cc. Olawalebabs, fynestboi, richiez
COLNAS 300level, but switching to COLPAS this year....so comp sci 100level
FashionRe: Charly Boy And Wife Celebrate Being Together For 37 Years. (photos) by 0700Jesse(m): 11:46am On May 28, 2015
What of his Gay-Guys? How long have they been?
CelebritiesRe: GRAPHIC PHOTOS: Charging Power Bank Kills Young Ghanian Girl by 0700Jesse(m): 11:44am On May 28, 2015
RIP, Lets all learn from this unfortunate experience
EducationRe: Michael Okpara University(mouau) 2015/2016 Admission Thread by 0700Jesse(m): 12:58pm On May 27, 2015
richraymond:
Pls i wanted to find out a couple of thngs(1)if mouoa runs any program dat gves entry into 200lvl ?(2)if exams r been writtn into pedegree?
Jamb direct entry for OND students with upper credit gets into mouau 200Lvl!

No exams are written to get into predegree
CrimeDetecting Internet SCAMMERS (esp. Putme Form Scammers) by 0700Jesse(op): 2:08pm On May 21, 2015
Though you may not have heard of a close friend being victim of Internet, A lot of people have fallen victim to these Internet thieves and Money Marauders !!

A lot of posts are going on in Nairaland about sales of post utme form, numbers to contact, money to pay! For all Jamb and putme applicants, pls be informed that anyone who claims that the putme form of a school is out, if the person gives a number to contact, pls know that the person is a scam and only wants to siphon money from you, go to your school website to find out if the form is out, don't pay money into any Private or Public account!


-Thanks.
FamilyRe: What Would Your Reaction Be If Your Wife Serve You Meal Like This: Photo by 0700Jesse(m): 1:53pm On May 21, 2015
Is it April-Fool meal or what?
FamilyRe: Good News! Pastor Chris Oyakhilome And Wife Anita Have Finally Reconciled. by 0700Jesse(m): 1:47pm On May 21, 2015
Im Sorry, this is the 3rd time i will be hearing this,
Im Allergic To Lying-Rumours
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Of These Annoying Moments Have You Had? by 0700Jesse(m): 10:42pm On May 14, 2015
dechandel:
That annoying moment when a mention is deleted without me seeing it angry angry
I go won mention you and delete am again cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Men Prefer Fair Women - Actress Susan Maxwell by 0700Jesse(m): 12:57pm On May 05, 2015
I love Dark-skinned girls., they look much more attractive to me
CrimeRe: Caught Having Sex With A Goat? (PHOTO) by 0700Jesse(op): 3:59pm On May 04, 2015
wachakuta:
Hahahahahah
Wonders shall nefa end

Chai konji u be real Bastard!!!
nna ehn guy, no be small bastard
CrimeRe: Caught Having Sex With A Goat? (PHOTO) by 0700Jesse(op): 3:58pm On May 04, 2015
Ninilowo:
See as the pix con clear
Nna ehn, na bad thinz kon dey clear
CrimeCaught Having Sex With A Goat? (PHOTO) by 0700Jesse(op): 8:54pm On May 02, 2015
This man was probably caught having sex with a goat or might have committed similar offence, AnyWhichWay he was beaten and made to be Snapped this way as a punishment for his offence !!
Sometimes, i think Men's punishment to an offense is very cruel in comparison to that of Satan's
Nairaland GeneralFuel Scarcity Palava(photo) by 0700Jesse(op): 8:40pm On May 02, 2015
Fellow NL don't you think something should be done before this also gets to ur side or Is it also in your side?
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Nigeria exports fuel to other countries but cant Circulate enough fuel within itself!

Christianity EtcRe: Frank Edwards And Sharon Pastor Chris' Daughter Hang Out Together by 0700Jesse(m): 8:18pm On May 02, 2015
NCOIM:
And you call this one a gospel artiste huh huh

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Mtcheewww

#books space and walks out of thread
Your Hypocrisy no get part2
RomanceRe: A Friend Of Mine Got This Message From His Bank by 0700Jesse(m): 9:39am On May 02, 2015
Abi you won lie you no even happy? Oya go return the money if he sure for you

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