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| Special Number by Chillext(m): 11:06am On Jul 26, 2012 |
Sister Nwakego a choir mistress of Run for Your Life ministry was frustrated cos she is still single at age 38. On sunday service, she wanted to giv a special numba in church as usual. She climbed the altar and adressed the Congregation. Sis Nwakego; praiseeeeee Master Jesus (using sis. Nkiruwa's voice"CD John"  Congregation; Halleluyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Sis Nwakego; hmmmmm she breathes down, praiseeee Chinekeeeee Congregation; hallleeellluuuuyyyyaaaaaa!!!!! Sis; Nwakego: todays special numba is a very important one.... Um um... She clears throat....it goes like this..... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. 080666911419. 1 Like |
| Re: Special Number by binmacc(f): 6:52pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
whats the meaning of this of this rubbish............. |
| Re: Special Number by Nobody: 8:21pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
another silly poster  |
| Re: Special Number by Chillext(m): 7:16am On Jul 29, 2012 |
i think u guyz problem is more dan dis joke............make una go hug transformer |
| Re: Special Number by binmacc(f): 9:44pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
NA U FIT GO HUG TRANSFORMER.... U WEY DEY POST SILLY JOKES....... LOL |
| Re: Special Number by toygod2: 10:18pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
@OP, u fall my hand and my leg,at the same time......SMH |
| Re: Special Number by larride(m): 10:20pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
Chillext: Sister Nwakego a choir mistress of Run for Your Life ministry was frustrated cos she is still single at age 38. On sunday service, she wanted to giv a special numba in church as usual. She climbed the altar and adressed the Congregation. What rubbish, @ OP, u don dey kolo ****sends him back to Bin GbaGbo Memorial Hospital****** mtchew  |
| Re: Special Number by sutoboy(m): 11:23pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
If I no laf mak God punish me! I laf sotay I try d number Na one lovely girl pick! I just remove the last number! |
| Re: Special Number by larride(m): 7:57am On Aug 15, 2012 |
sutoboy: If I no laf mak God punish me! ASHAWO I go tell your wife |
| Re: Special Number by sutoboy(m): 12:33am On Aug 16, 2012 |
larride:  my wife go dey next u right now!So tell her with d letter in ur hand! |
| Re: Special Number by bashydemy(m): 7:37am On Aug 16, 2012 |
Madt OP |
| Re: Special Number by Lagusta(m): 12:16pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Chillext: i think u guyz problem is more dan dis joke............make una go hug transformer Sensible pple r tellin u that ur joke dry pass pako biscuit, yet u hav the guts to reply, we should all hug transformer... Na u go hug transformer, then jump from third mainland bridge, then lick lion p.uu.c.ciii, tgen put ur pr.i.c.k inside grinding machine, and lastly, get admitted into bin gbagbo memorial mental hospital!!! BUSH PIG!!! 1 Like |
| Re: Special Number by larride(m): 12:33pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Lagusta:  you don vex ooo, pity the poor soul now 1 Like |
| Re: Special Number by ymdo(m): 1:11pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Moo-moo |
| Re: Special Number by JameyMaxwell(m): 3:20pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
LoooooooooooooooooL Na yhu ooooooooooooo The joke dey tight. Carry go mister poster |
| Re: Special Number by Chillext(m): 8:44am On Aug 17, 2012 |
Lagusta:back to d sender.... Baba e ma run down |
| Re: Special Number by Lagusta(m): 5:02pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Chillext: back to d sender.... Baba e ma run down Hey, what's wrong with u?? Who r u, in fact what are u  U dare abuse my father on net Ok, I forgot, ur father did it with a madwoman, she had u as a miscarriage, as u managed to survive, ur father taught u how to smoke cannabis, be a tout and take over his danfo bus. In fact your father was such a loser, the only thing he gained in this world is VANITY!!! FOOOOOOOOOL IDDDIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOT BAAAAAASSTTTTTAAAAARRRRDDDDDD AAANNIIIIIMMAAAALLLLLLLL BUSH PIG!!!! |
| Re: Special Number by Valiantvaliant(m): 6:36pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Oga Lagusta take am easy abeg. Ur insults dey make me laugh more than the joke sef . . . . .Lolz |
| Re: Special Number by Lagusta(m): 7:11pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: Oga Lagusta take am easy abeg. Ur insults dey make me laugh more than the joke sef . . . . .Lolz Don't mind the alien jare, I hate it when pple cross boundaries, we should all respect ourselves, we don't kno where we came from, as in our backgrounds, so let's respect ourselves here. Why should he insult my dad? My father is dead, he shouldn't hav insulted him, insult me, no probs, but my parents..... Hmm, heaven and hell go join together!!!! |
| Re: Special Number by Nobody: 7:18pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Lagusta:   |
| Re: Special Number by Chillext(m): 5:55pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
Lagusta:once again....Baba e ma run down..... if u paste anything on dis page again, u will run mad,bed wet,hav intimacy with a fowl,and u will lost wateva u ar using to go online. Lastly dey say silence is d bext ansa for fool!!!so am not going to reply u again. Ram in himan form...mtchewwwwwwwwwwww |
| Re: Special Number by toygod2: 9:37pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
ha......warfront,make i run o |
| Re: Special Number by Lagusta(m): 10:11pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
Chillext: once again.... Baba mi ma run down..... I can't believe I am talking to this he goat... He can't even speak english.... Abeg mods close this thread. |
| Re: Special Number by Lagusta(m): 10:30pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
See chillext, and his silly dad below
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