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What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by bingbagbo(m): 3:54pm On Jul 26, 2014
Every urine u pass turns petrol?
what will be your reaction?
what will u do grin grin

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Re: What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by Emmyk(m): 4:18pm On Jul 26, 2014
Get drunk,......of course on Water! grin grin cheesy
Re: What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by Ezedon(m): 4:19pm On Jul 26, 2014
I will open a filling station
Re: What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by Preciousgirl(f): 4:23pm On Jul 26, 2014
Ezedon: I will open a filling station


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Re: What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by Preciousgirl(f): 4:23pm On Jul 26, 2014
i will join boko haram

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Re: What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by Mutuwa(m): 5:16pm On Jul 26, 2014
Preciousgirl:
i will join boko haram

*falls from palm wine tree*

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Re: What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by SOUNDKING: 12:04am On Jul 27, 2014
Simply buy a very big GP Tank, refil it on daily basis then conect a nozzle and meter at d other end..busines start..

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Re: What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by bingbagbo(m): 8:06pm On Oct 21, 2014
SOUNDKING:
Simply buy a very big GP Tank, refil it on daily basis then conect a nozzle and meter at d other end..busines start..


grin
Re: What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by aboyaji(m): 9:06pm On Oct 21, 2014
bingbagbo:
Every urine u pass turns petrol?
what will be your reaction?
what will u do grin grin
and if i see you with that nature, i will put matches on you
Re: What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by Lagusta(m): 9:13am On Oct 22, 2014
aboyaji:
and if i see you with that nature, i will put matches on you

thank God you didnt LIGHT the match.... You just put it on him!!!
Re: What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by aboyaji(m): 10:45am On Oct 22, 2014
Lagusta:


thank God you didnt LIGHT the match.... You just put it on him!!!
i always have my match already lit
Re: What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by Lagusta(m): 10:50am On Oct 22, 2014
aboyaji:
i always have my match already lit

in that case, wait for bin to call u a bushpig!!!
Re: What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by aboyaji(m): 12:48pm On Oct 22, 2014
Lagusta:


in that case, wait for bin to call u a bushpig!!!
because you are not amputated, thats why you feel like typing anything without a complete comprehension of what it may stare up
Re: What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by Lagusta(m): 2:37pm On Oct 22, 2014
aboyaji:
because you are not amputated, thats why you feel like typing anything without a complete comprehension of what it may stare up

guy kilode?? I fight with you
























Bushpig!!!
Re: What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by Preciousgirl(f): 4:22pm On Nov 11, 2017
Lagusta:


guy kilode?? I fight with you



grin




















Bushpig!!!
Re: What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by buskie13(m): 7:23pm On Nov 11, 2017
I will go and piss in the police station, and later light it up with matches,Kwale station to be precise

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Re: What Will U Do If Your Urine Turns Petrol??? by bingbagbo(m): 1:21pm On Dec 03, 2017
buskie13:
I will go and piss in the police station, and later light it up with matches,Kwale station to be precise


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