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A Girl's First Time by Nobody: 1:49pm On Jul 26, 2012
A GIRL'S FIRST TIME:
Its your first time as you lie back, your muscle
tightens, you put him off for a while searching for
an excuse but he refuses to be swayed as he
approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you
shake your head bravely. He has had more
experience but its the first time his fingers has
found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver,
your body tenses but he's gentle like he promised
he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells
you to trust him, he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to
give him more room for an entrance. You begin to
plead and beg him to hurry but he slowly takes his
time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer,deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain
surges throughout your body and you feel the
slight trickle of blood as you continues. He looks
at you concerned and asks you if its too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your
head and nod your head for him to go on. He
begins going in n out with skill but you are too
numb to feel something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you. You lay panting, glad to
have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly,
tells you with a chuckle that you
have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding
experience. You smile
and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first
time to have a tooth pulled.
God bless your dirty mind..... If I have to ask you fasters to clear
your dirty mind again it will be with cane. See them all far in
thoughts with a dirty mind. God Is Watching You With 3D. grin grin grin

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Re: A Girl's First Time by obo2t(m): 9:17pm On Jul 26, 2012
u are too much
Re: A Girl's First Time by Nobody: 4:09pm On Jul 27, 2012
obo2t: u are too much
Thanks man!
Re: A Girl's First Time by TeemahFashion(f): 9:21pm On Jul 27, 2012
@ koastar, u're naughty. Just can't help but laff my head off
Re: A Girl's First Time by bunmioguns(m): 2:01am On Jul 28, 2012
thread locked. . . .. . . . . . .www.nairaland.com/953612/girls-first-time

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