A woman comes home from shopping and
finds her husband in bed with another woman.
The man jumps up and says, "Honey, I can
explain!" "As I was coming homefrom the golf
course, I saw this poor helpless girl on the
side of the road. So I gave her a ride and
asked her where she was going. She said she
had no where to go and hadn't eaten
anything in three days. I felt so sorry for her
that I brought her home and gave her
something to eat.
While she was eating, I noticed she had no
shoes so I gave her a pair of yours that you
don't use anymore. Then I noticed her clothes
were worn, so I gave her one of your dresses
that you don't use anymore.
As she was ready to leave, she turned to me
and said,
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'Is there anything else your wife
doesn't use anymore?'"
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The Woman Fell Into Comma

TO HELL WITH IT

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.A man goes into a drug store and asks the
cashier for some rubbers.
The cashier asks, "What size?"
The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes."
"Yes, they do," she says, "What size do you
want?"
"Well, gee, I don't know," the man answers.
The lady is used to this, so she tells him to go
to the back yard and measure his dick by
sticking it into each of the three holes in the
fence. While the man is back there, the lady
sneaks around to the other side of the fence
and spreads her legs behind each hole as the
man tests it.
When the they return, the cashier asks, "What
will it be? Small, medium, or large?"
The man replies, "To hell with the rubbers,
give me a hundred feet of that fence back there!". . . .

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bunmioguns: TO HELL WITH IT

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.A man goes into a drug store and asks the
cashier for some rubbers.
The cashier asks, "What size?"
The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes."
"Yes, they do," she says, "What size do you
want?"
"Well, gee, I don't know," the man answers.
The lady is used to this, so she tells him to go
to the back yard and measure his dick by
sticking it into each of the three holes in the
fence. While the man is back there, the lady
sneaks around to the other side of the fence
and spreads her legs behind each hole as the
man tests it.
When the they return, the cashier asks, "What
will it be? Small, medium, or large?"
The man replies, "To hell with the rubbers,
give me a hundred feet of that fence back there!". . . .

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Keep lafffing jare My Guy

A Girls First Time
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As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells youto trust him-he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open widerto give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you,you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
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You smile and thank your dentist.
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After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
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Naughty, Naughty!
Excuse me,
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What were you thinkin'?

Firstl, i want to tank d poster for turning me on, secondly, d mod for lettin d poster turn me on, thirdly, seun for appointin a mod dat lets posters turn me on. I tank u all. But d honour goes to my brain for turnin on during dis lecture on how a tooth is being removed by a dentist.

Vivly: Firstl, i want to tank d poster for turning me on, secondly, d mod for lettin d poster turn me on, thirdly, seun for appointin a mod dat lets posters turn me on. I tank u all. But d honour goes to my brain for turnin on during dis lecture on how a tooth is being removed by a dentist.

One hellaf a horrny chic

Vivly: Firstl, i want to tank d poster for turning me on, secondly, d mod for lettin d poster turn me on, thirdly, seun for appointin a mod dat lets posters turn me on. I tank u all. But d honour goes to my brain for turnin on during dis lecture on how a tooth is being removed by a dentist.

LOL. . . . . Naughty chic

Vivly: Firstl, i want to tank d poster for turning me on, secondly, d mod for lettin d poster turn me on, thirdly, seun for appointin a mod dat lets posters turn me on. I tank u all. But d honour goes to my brain for turnin on during dis lecture on how a tooth is being removed by a dentist.

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