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A Deaf And Dum Speaks English by UdembaBenjamin: 11:02am On Jul 28, 2012 |
A man dat waz born deaf and dum waz brout to a crusade, by his p'pl, during d prayers, pastors ask dem to bring him forward 4 prayers, immidiately d pastor led his hand on him, d man jump up and sout praise thy lord, nd after dat he testified in english language. But a wonder who tot him hw to speak english. Pls wot do u tink? |
Re: A Deaf And Dum Speaks English by Delafruita(m): 11:55am On Jul 28, 2012 |
UdembaBenjamin: A man dat waz born deaf and dum waz brout to a crusade, by his p'pl, during d prayers, pastors ask dem to bring him forward 4 prayers, immidiately d pastor led his hand on him, d man jump up and sout praise thy lord, nd after dat he testified in english language. But a wonder who tot him hw to speak english. Pls wot do u tink?the lord works in mysterious ways.guess you didnt know everybody is created in "his image" and with him been a multilinguist,we all have microchip for even language enbedded in our genetic code.if the pastor had touched him on the neck,he would have spoken latin,left eye would have been arabic while inde finger would have been swahili.we worship a wonderful god.if only god would just apply the same dexterity with which he heals the "lame" and "deaf" to saving his followers from calamity and helping them pay their bills |
Re: A Deaf And Dum Speaks English by arramyjay: 12:24pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Re: A Deaf And Dum Speaks English by Areaboy2(m): 1:03pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
UdembaBenjamin: A man dat waz born deaf and dum waz brout to a crusade, by his p'pl, during d prayers, pastors ask dem to bring him forward 4 prayers, immidiately d pastor led his hand on him, d man jump up and sout praise thy lord, nd after dat he testified in english language. But a wonder who tot him hw to speak english. Pls wot do u tink? I guess u figured it out yourself. You dont need us to break down the obvious scam that is. Funny thing is, We all know that one person that is cripple, def, blind, dumb and what have you. They always remain that way no matter how many crusades they attend. Fishy? No? you judge |
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