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Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Emmy3(m): 5:10pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
23 Okada Street, Bomb Quarters, Nigeria. 29th July, 2012. Dear Sir, Application for the Post of Kidnapping in your Company. I wish to apply for the post of senior kidnapper in your company as advertised in the robbers magazine of 20th July, 2012. I am a native of DeltaBorno State. I got my bachelor in militancy in 2001 at the Niger-Delta Shooting Academy . After which I furthered my masters in Bombing & Skippering at the Boko Haram Bombing Institute, Borno State. Ever since graduation, I have been working with an arm robbery firm as a shooter, killer, and bone4bone destroyer. I have been engaged in 196 operations for my company; 20 were bombing, 56 were bank invasion, 32 were snippering, 19 were house burning, 62 were pipe line vandalization and others were miscellaneous. Apart from the fact that I am an expert in car stealing, I also had a working experience with a yahoo-yahoo company where my potentials of intoxicating people was brought to reality. In fact, I have poisoned 132 people in my village and 68 of my friends. I now therefore, seek to develop my kidnapping career in your dynamic, kidnapping dedicated and bank robbery company, while I pursue my doctor in Philosophy (Ph.D.) in the prestigious suicide bombing. Hoping to hear from you soon. Thanks, Yours Faithfully, Yusuf Kewe Rukewe Muhammad. Assistant bomber, BH, MEND. 1 Like |
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Nobody: 5:42pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
I wish i could lie u flat and beat d hell out of you! Rubbish...... |
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Emmy3(m): 5:50pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Nt everyone have the ability to read and comprehend, nt ur fault! |
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by 234GT(m): 7:00pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Nice joke |
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:02pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
booqee: I wish i could lie u flat and beat d hell out of you! Rubbish......wots wit d lying him flat . |
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Dygeasy(m): 7:05pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
op's grad pics |
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Dygeasy(m): 7:08pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
op's graduation picture
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Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Emmy3(m): 7:18pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Dat pic wan kill me wit laff |
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Dygeasy(m): 7:37pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Em-my:me too man.. I hope u get d job. |
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Lordlexy: 8:44pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Em-my: Em-my: |
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Temismith(f): 9:20pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Dis is a product of an idle mind. |
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Emmy3(m): 1:03am On Jul 29, 2012 |
Dygeasy: me too man.. I hope u get d job.nt actually me who was seekin 4 d job bt temismith |
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by toygod2: 1:43am On Jul 29, 2012 |
Receive ur employment letter IJN. |
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Dygeasy(m): 4:28am On Jul 29, 2012 |
Em-my:whoa! Temmysmith? @OP yawa dey sit yanga dey invite am.. I sorry 4 una |
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Dhelake: 7:20am On Jul 29, 2012 |
9ice one |
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by greedie1(f): 12:28pm On Jul 29, 2012 |
Nice joke!! |
Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Murphy7h4: 1:55pm On Jul 29, 2012 |
BUMPS |
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