A naked lady ran into an Igbo man's taxi. She
told the driver where she was going. The lgbo
man didn't start the car but he was just
staring at the girl over & over again. The lady
saw him and said: what's ur problem man??
Haven't u seen a naked lady before Igbo
man replied: l am not looking at ur
unclothedness, I was just wondering where U
kept the money u are going to pay me.

I visited my Chinese Friend Dying in Hospital.
My Chinese Friend just kept Saying "CHIN YU
YAN" and He Died. I had to go to China to find
the meaning of my Friend's last Words. And I
found out that It means "U ARE STANDNG ON
THE OXYGEN TUBE!!!! " Abeg, Shey Na Me Kill
Am:O

erm,shey make i talk?

toygod2: erm,shey make i talk?

definitely why not? Shebi na u?

oh, at the mention of ToyGod, my guy slipped off

No vex sir