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What's Ur Ass Type? by nawa1(m): 1:27pm On Dec 13, 2007
guys check out what i found grin


ASS TYPES

(_!_) A regular ass

(__!__) A fat ass

(_._) A flat ass

(_^_) A bubble ass

(_^^_) A bubble ass

(_*_) A sore ass

(_!__) A lop-sided ass

{_!_} A swishy ass

(_O_) An ass that's been around even more

(_$_) This ass will cost you

(_/_) An asian ass

(_~_) A latin ass

(_x_) Kiss my ass

(_X_) Leave my ass alone

(_#_) Pound my ass

(_##_) Pound my ass even harder

(_zzz_) A tired ass

(_oo_) An ass built for two

(_o^o_) A wise ass

(_o^^o_) A wise ass

(_13_) An unlucky ass

(_Y_) An ass that can't say No

(_?_) A dumb ass

(_<>_) An ass ready for action!
Buttcake

(_^?_) Neat shaven ass

(_@_) Buck ass

(_+_) A boinker (never stand behind one)

(1+1=2) A smart ass

(2+2=3) A dumb ass
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by clemcykul(f): 11:54am On Dec 14, 2007
wadda hell is this? i dont geddit embarassed embarassed embarassed sombody pls helep embarassed tongue tongue
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by benjay1(m): 1:16pm On Dec 14, 2007
@Clem Swthrt, no too stress your pentium 1 brain.

The brackets, look closely them be like drawings of yansh.
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by nawa1(m): 1:25pm On Dec 14, 2007
ben~jay:

@Clem Swthrt, no too stress your pentium 1 brain.
grin grin grin Pentium 1 brain?
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by clemcykul(f): 2:37pm On Dec 14, 2007
@ben how did u know me and have the same brain lol

ure becoming smarter grin grin
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by dammysmall: 2:53pm On Dec 14, 2007
butt truely this ass thing na wa o
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by touche(m): 8:28pm On Dec 15, 2007
@ ben~jay

, pentium 1 brain, lol
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by bodsibobo(m): 10:07pm On Dec 15, 2007
ha ha ha, pentium 1 brain, what about Centrino brain, powered by D[i]E[/i]LL?
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by Nobody: 10:17pm On Dec 15, 2007
(_x_) Kiss my ass
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by topeteadr(m): 11:41pm On Dec 15, 2007
(__x__) kiss my double ass.
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by nawa1(m): 11:28am On Dec 18, 2007
(__!__)


that's my GF type
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by tessybaby(f): 12:21pm On Dec 18, 2007
(1+1=2) A smart ass
Mine can calculate a guy's monthly income
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by saucekid(m): 12:28pm On Dec 18, 2007
@ tess,
means to say na rundown yansh you get undecided undecided undecided
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by tessybaby(f): 12:33pm On Dec 18, 2007
no, smart yansh
very brilliant little ass
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by saucekid(m): 12:39pm On Dec 18, 2007
make i invest into the yansh then cool cool
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by tessybaby(f): 12:41pm On Dec 18, 2007
of course yes
how do we meet?
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by saucekid(m): 12:44pm On Dec 18, 2007
you name the venue and time

better still,nack my YIM make we conclude
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by tessybaby(f): 12:46pm On Dec 18, 2007
can't u see my location?
i am far from naija
can u come over,
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by saucekid(m): 12:48pm On Dec 18, 2007
no problem
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by tessybaby(f): 1:08pm On Dec 18, 2007
so when are u coming?
we use virgin nigeria here.
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by nawa1(m): 1:34pm On Dec 18, 2007
@saucekid
is this (_?_) your ass

tessybaby lied to you. her real ass is this (_$_)
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by tessybaby(f): 1:40pm On Dec 18, 2007
@ na wa
but its the same thing naah
a smart ass would cost u more
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by wendydio(f): 1:46pm On Dec 18, 2007

na wa for you saucekid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
abi no bi because of tessybabe ass u wan travel go yanki.
YOU NO TRY AT ALL, ABI YOU NO GET GALFREND?
eee go shock u say she just dey lie u.
(no mind me)
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by tessybaby(f): 1:55pm On Dec 18, 2007
@window i mean wendydio
busy body
wettin be ya own?
de guy dey fall for me naah
na my lucky day
@ saucekid
saucy dear!! am waiting
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by saucekid(m): 2:10pm On Dec 18, 2007
i dey come jare grin grin grin

wendy dio
abi you sef want make i invest into you?? grin grin grin grin
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by benjay1(m): 3:40pm On Dec 18, 2007
@saucekid Since you don decide to run yourself down, I think i should better announce your obituary on time.

We the house members of NLD are happy to announce the timely death of saucekid.

Who died in tessybaby's bedroom after the eleventh round (the babe own no good)

No other long things, Reception takes place immediately @ Migs n Clem's one room apartment.

All NLDers are cordially invited.

RSVP: SEUN.
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by clemcykul(f): 5:13pm On Dec 18, 2007
hmmm grin

sweeetie pls ans ben on our behalf embarassed kiss
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by Migines(m): 5:16pm On Dec 18, 2007
@clem
let him be, d young shall grow.
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by saucekid(m): 5:19pm On Dec 18, 2007
ben~jay:

@saucekid Since you don decide to run yourself down, I think i should better announce your obituary on time.

We the house members of NLD are happy to announce the timely death of ben~jay.

Who died in tessybaby's bedroom after the first round (the babe own no good)

No other long things, Reception takes place immediately @ Migs n Clem's pent house apartment.

All NLDers are cordially invited.

RSVP: SEUN.


now thats better
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by Nautillus(m): 5:21pm On Dec 18, 2007
whats up with all this ass talk?

Zignor, u wan die??
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by saucekid(m): 5:25pm On Dec 18, 2007
u see zignorr anywhere around here?? grin
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by benjay1(m): 5:37pm On Dec 18, 2007
@Clem n Migs Come i hope you guyz are not about to start anything cos i will give it to both of you hot.

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