You are welcome on board, This is Marine Captain JEG on FRESHAirline. This flight is going to be for 90sec... Ah, *aviation minister, please, come and tell them, you know I'm not a professional...*
Marine Captain JEG: "yes, yes! We are going to be flying on the fresh air altitude, but please get your oxygen mask near and ready because you will definitely need it..."
(People start murmuring) "...am, please..." (Shouts from passengers)
*Laraban Kuma, please. Come and tell them not to panick we are on top of the situation...*
"thank you, thank you... We are committed to giving you a flight experience you have never experienced and great value for money"
(we have paid for more than we are receiving, passengers scream);
"well, I assure you that you have paid far less than you are supposed to pay"
*Ojonko WorldBnak, please come and explain the economic benefit of flying with fresh airline...*
"well, ladies and gentle men, you have heard it all" *not from me alteast - in case something goes wrong* "but you are assured of a test-tube flight experiment!"
Bon voyage!!!
"Oh, we seem to have lost one wing already.... Never mind, we're on top of the situation...." *Ekemadu, please explain to them that we have enough fuel....*