Saw this on facebook and thot i should share with NLders.You are free to add yours.


MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH. *Abeg
dress back. *If I hear pim, u go hear
weeen. *Have they BROUGHT light?.
*The FILM is SWEET *Please help me
Stop that fan *Mummy HAVE come *I'll
tell my daddy FOR YOU *Have you paid
your school fees money?. *See as you
BAFF up *Put the bread inside PAPER
BAG *I strong KAKARAKA *Oya come
and be going *I don't KUKUMA have
your time *Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my
ringtone?. *I know you have come
since becos i hear your
perfume.*Na soso wahala. *I don
waka. *I dey hungry.