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|The Yoruba Cannibal by Johndoe100(m): 5:37pm On Jul 31, 2012|
Jimoh Obabu Salau probably was born and grew up like most other Nigerian men of his age and generation. Unlike his contemporaries, however by the time Jimoh had joined the army and become a fully-fledged “mad dog” as we fondly call our uniformed men and women he had evolved into something very few people could have imagined. The problem was that Jimoh liked to eat. He liked to eat human beings, their internal organs to be precise. When the army sent him to fight alongside others in the Ecomog forces in the Liberia this was a perfect opportunity for Jimoh to get a steady supply of his favourite food. Alas as with all good things he over did it and was apprehended for killing and eating innocent civilians. In the best traditions of the military, they simply shipped him back home to Nigeria and gave him the boot from the Army leaving him free to eat some more of us.
Either due to circumstances or simply because women are a pain in the azz, he killed and ate the intestines of his wife and two children in 2003; he then sold the other parts of their bodies to people. Sadly, his wife was a police officer and was missed, he was promptly traced arrested and charged for the triple homicide. He was sentenced to death and was awaiting execution at the Kaduna prison. What happened next is not too clear but it seems it was decided by some “powerful people” that he was useful so he was PARDONED. And set free to eat some more of us.
Having learnt his lesson, that eating people that can be missed is not the brightest idea Jimoh relocated to Ogun state, in the southwest and eventually became an okada rider who chose a route that enabled him to take passengers to a motor park whilst passing through a bushy area. This was perfect for him, as he made sure that he had plenty of “meat” to eat and sell. Once again, luck ran out on him as some farmers saw him as he was killing a young 22-year-old student (Miss Idowu Aliyu) who he was taking to the motor park to catch a vehicle back to school. The farmers quickly rounded him up and called the cops. Sadly, the girl was dead. Jimoh is still being held by the police and has not yet been charged to court for this latest death.
The police believe that he has not been working alone and I agree. How many of you would like to bet that Jimoh would again be pardoned and freed to eat even more of us?
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|Re: The Yoruba Cannibal by UmarSanda: 10:46am On Aug 03, 2012|
Front page pls!
|Re: The Yoruba Cannibal by OneNaira6: 8:37am On Aug 04, 2012|
Umar Sanda: Front page pls!
It won't make it. He's yoruba, it ain't going to make it in the front page.
|Re: The Yoruba Cannibal by julioralph(m): 5:59pm On Aug 04, 2012|
One_Naira:pls stop all this tribal nonsense! what this man has done is evil and ought to be
condemned, regardless of the tribe he hails from.
|Re: The Yoruba Cannibal by Nobody: 4:27pm On Dec 08, 2012|
Had the name been Igbo,it will make frontpage
There is no tribe in Nigeria that eats humans
Sick people exhibit cannibalism but some of these Igbo haters won't see threads like this
They would wish his name were Clifford Orji the mad man so they can continue their song and dance
He is not a cannibal because of his tribe
He is a cannibal because he is a sick lunatic
|Re: The Yoruba Cannibal by Blazay(m): 7:08pm On Dec 08, 2012|
With Ogun State. . .ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBOOOOOOO. . . .Hmmmm!
|Re: The Yoruba Cannibal by OneNaira6: 8:26pm On Dec 17, 2012|
Not condemning him because of his tribe. Infact, I have no comment on it. Just addressing what the guy asked. No offense but since I've been a member, any thread about any crime committed by a yoruba never really makes in on the front page. Everyother ethnicity is the opposite.
|Re: The Yoruba Cannibal by Nobody: 7:54am On Jul 12, 2014|
Op salawu or salau is not a Yoruba name it's an ebira name.... Don't be paranoid.
|Re: The Yoruba Cannibal by WilyWily: 1:05am On May 09, 2015|
|Re: The Yoruba Cannibal by Missyajoke(f): 7:25pm On Aug 11, 2020|
Nawa ohhh, we Yoruba's call it eedi
|Re: The Yoruba Cannibal by Olabode971(m): 4:27am On Aug 12, 2020|
Lalastica.... this is a front page material..
Come, Come, oh thou Mod
For this Thread to move to front page.
Them don suppose to kill this man tey tey nau...
Even the hunter made a terrible mistake.
He should have been gunned down at sight of such horrible act...
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