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Job Interview by Nobody: 8:32am On Aug 01, 2012
This Is An Interview
Dialogue I OVERHEARD IN
MY WORKING PLACE.
IT IS AN INTERVIEW
BETWEEN AN
OFFICER IN A
DEPARTMENT AND A CANDIDATE
SEEKING FOR
JOB=>
Officer: What Is Your Name?.
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Modape
Pakurumo Sir
Officer: Your Father’s
Name?.
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: What Does That Mean?.
Candidate: Moshood
Pakurumo
Sir
Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Is It Makurdi Purum?.
Candidate: No, Minna Port Sir
Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officersadangry) What Is It?.
Candidate: Metric Pass
Officer: so why do you need a
job?.
Candidate: M P sir
Officer: meaning?.
Candidate: money
problem sir
Officer: whats your personality?.
Candidate: MP sir
Officer: would you
explain yourself and stop wasting my time?.
Candidate: monacrotic
personality
Officer: I see no wonder.
I will get back to you later. . .
Candidate: sir, how's my MP?.
Officer: and what's that again?.
Candidate: my
performance
Officer: MP!
Candidate: m-e-a-n-i-n-g?.
Officer: Mental
Problem.
Re: Job Interview by nikkyshyne(f): 8:41am On Aug 01, 2012
The officer was patient enough sef. I won't go pass 3 questions without telling him to MP out of my office.

No time for naansense!
Re: Job Interview by Nobody: 8:59am On Aug 01, 2012
nikkyshyne: The officer was patient enough sef. I won't go pass 3 questions without telling him to MP out of my office.

No time for naansense!
lmao @MP ouuta my office...

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