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Jokes/motivation by pendusky(m): 10:27am On Aug 08, 2012 |
Once upon a time... A very wealthy man who had only one daughter did his best to give her the best training he could ever give. When the daughter was up to the age of marriage, he sent news around town that all the eligible young men should come to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter. On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came out. Some came with paper and biro & others with cutlasses & swords. The rich man took them to his swimming pool & addressed the men: “ Any of u who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter. In addition, I‘ll give him15 million naira, a car and a house so they can start life well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law at the other side. Good luck!” part 2. As d young men, all very excited at d prospect of winning started taking off their shirts, an arranged helicopter came over d pool & dropped snakes & crocodiles into d pool. Immediately all the men turned back & started wearing their cloths. Disappointed, some of them said let d man marry his daughter,I can't enjoy d prize wen i die o...All of a sudden, they heard a splash in d pool. Everybody watched in amazement as 1 gentleman struggled his way across, avoiding d snakes & crocodiles. Finally, he made it to d other side. The rich man could not believe it. He asked d young man to name anything he wanted but d man was still panting uncontrollably. Finally, he got himself & made a request saying ” pls some1 should show me d I.D.1.0.T that pushed me inside this pool”..lolz.... What's there to learn from the story? U don’t know what u r capable of doing, until u r PUSHED!!. U can still make d most out of d rest of d YEAR. See u at d other side of the swimming pool. God bless u. Pendusky! |
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