Hmmm.well thank you. But the guy u mentioned, i'ven't heard of him before. Is he from Pakistan?

Nah. I think he is actually a Nigerian
&ever since I came in here, he seems 2hav ran.

He could be afraid something is here that can cut like a knife, and you know Christmas is around the corner. Who wants to bleed like a chicken from the farm

Perhaps you may need to assist me in convincing him that I am a peace-loving farmer who is willing to offer him yam.

Farming not all about crops and Barn/
there is still cow milking and rearing Ram/

Or getting spied on by Uncle Sam/
I wd stay quiet but that's not who I am /

Don't worry coz dis is NL where its hard 2SPAM,
Forget abt bin quiet coz its safe to say DAMN!

Which brings us back to the farm/
To raising herds and cleaning the barn/

I walked in here with my pepsi can but still can't figure out wetin una dey yarn

I am posting here because I can,
So like my posts and be my fan.



Hehehe

fellis: I am posting here because I can,
So like my posts and be my fan.



Hehehe

. Forget the likes let me be your man come with me let's ride in my van

Guykhena: . Forget the likes let me be your man come with me let's ride in my van

I want to go but I am in a traffic jam
Maybe another day we go see and yarn


Mehn, my rhyming skills are lengendary

Direct flirting make u seem less a man /
U'l hv better luck if u act like u don't give a damn

Opportunity comes but once. Do you know since when he has been searching and acting like he doesn't care
In return they act same way and before he knew it like a smoke they disappear into the air

Persistence, timing and mystery is always key/
It works for most ladies especially me

Does dat mean I can actually make U my WIFEE,
And all I hav 2 do is just hav ur tym and treat U lyk my GEE

Not likely cos I'm just showing u the ropes/
A little skills tutorial n not getting up ur hopes

In that case i'll hav to look for one of the popes,
Else because of you i'll look 4 Mod Scopes,
& hope he'll tel me Aphrodite4 won't say "Nopes"
2a simple request dat I wanna be within her Periscope

Of all the things you could use to break d ice/
Be gone swag-less one b4 I open my eyes

It wouldn't hurt you to be a bit nice
Coz my bin swagless doesn't mean I aint wise
So are U still insisting I disappear in2 d skies
Or was that wat I thot it was - all lies

What u think is urs, I can't control that /
I guess I shdnt hv called u swag-less right off the bat /
I do think sm polishing wd clean up ur act /
To mk u come off as confident instead of plain wack.

Whack ain't nice,
Whack ain't ok
To say to someone who's havin' a bad day.

But what about someone who just turned gay
Definitely whack is the best thing to say

And even the other day with Ray, she paid to slay.

was going home to play when I see the goat been slay,I ran back to see the ray of Gbemisola the slay

never understand the concept of slay even when it's not clay

If you don't have a place to crash I've got an inn.

* Not racist but why do unlettered abokis keep climbing the corporate ladder


While brothers like me gotta sell coke n crackers



* needing a reason, got boxed up, missing a season



J.O.B is a setup, hypothetically speaking

I couldn't sleep because of her lie...called her countless times, even sent her an SMS yet no reply...later asked her why she didn't pick up...she said she was reading the bible; communicating with the most high....