Na colos. Make e friends nor loosegaurd am. They better pour am water, carry am go house, he go dey alright last last.

You self ehh!
Why you go follow person wey get money pass you dey drag babe. Lol.

EbenezerTriumph:
7 month old relationship no sex and we just broke up and I didn't see her pants.
Have I lost?
I paid her rent, bought her a phone and usually gave her upkeep every month

Boss you win. I just dey wonder watin u dey do for the relationship wey you nor knack, even if na once, for seven good month.

Congrats man. You should be happy.

Kevineleven:
Na this kind fight I dey like to separate
I have already seen where to hold them, so that peace will reign, violence is very very bad.

My nigga

1.Wash my woman panties
2.knee to beg

My past. Maybe i would be able to persuade my late frnd not to make that trip.

Dantedasz:


Oga,his name is WILLIAN.


Willian Borges da Silva (born 9 August 1988), known mononymously as Willian, is a Brazilian professional footballer who plays as a left winger or attacking midfielder for Premier League club Fulham.


https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willian_(footballer,_born_1988)&ved=2ahUKEwiJ4a_N1NODAxVIXEEAHflHA80QmhN6BAhOEAY&usg=AOvVaw05ck2XNOzg4tXeKNkR0Vya

Lol

jubrilELsudan:
WOW WOW WOW.....I DON'T USUALLY DO THIS AND AM NOT PROUD OF MYSELF BUT NA LIFE AND DEATH MATTER OOOO ABEG ANYBODY GET HER CONTACTS CAUSE I FOR LIKE FVCK HER

See ya life

Lingudy:

Good evening boss. Sorry for being insensitive. I just checked one of your posts now and I saw that you've been sick all this while. Sorry about that, I hope you're feeling better now. Na sapa no gree me as I dey stranded for school that's why I quoted you earlier to remind you. No vex please.

Thanks man.
Feeling better now, Though still on drugs.

Thanks again for checking. Sent u something now. Abeg manage am. Sapa nor go near us this year.

Dannydrums889:
Everything will be fine

Actually, everything's fine.
I just described my year in 1 word.

Vinnie2000:
They exist.

BUT they tend to Mess up at an Older age,e.g 55, 60years.

That's when you will now see an Elderly Man fuccking his 15years old Housegirl.

True

Hmmm

Offpointng:


Do you know what is done underneath?? What you see are young guys into ritual using Yahoo to cover face

Oga, there is nothing underneath.

Abeg rest.

Olivetheboy- Goodsin
Cordae ft anderson- Two tens
Davido- feel
lil durk ft j cole- all my life
Erigga ft corizo- wide awake
My top 5

codedgalaxy:
lol, Your own bad o. What about food flasks?

No

We are winning this. GGMU

Y'all cracking me up. Lol

codedgalaxy:
true talk.
The least you can expect as a a guy, is an unseize singlet and boxers lol.

Boxers self, i nor see. Tho, i still dey wait, who knows.

No. Didn't get any. Seems na only babes dey get gifts for naija

Illegal1:


omoh..........senior man abeg put me for the list of people wen u go shock on new year day.

nah beg i dey

Sure

Af0nja:


Coma is a form of sleep, yes coma has dreams

Coma has dreams, are you for real?

TheFinesseKid:
I don't have sister. The joke is on you. Nigga with animalistic tendencies.

Lol

jsp0:

please sir help me edit my bank account

How??