A black Nigerian man and a white American man were traveling on a plane. The Nigerian had a bunch of bananas while the American had a monkey.
The Nigerian felt pressed and wanted to visit the toilet. 'pls look after my bananas' he says to the Ameri.can. When he returned from the toilet he discovered his bananas were gone. 'where is my banana?' he asks the American.
'your brother here ate it'.d nja man is sore bt as they say:'nja no de cary last'.
Few minutes later d american goes d toilet,'hlp me look after my monkey 'he tels d black man.when he comes back,his monkey is gone,'where is my monkey?'he shoutd!.The black man replies:'dis is a family Matter, keep off!

Abeg nija nobe monkey