Not Original, just sharing. Really funny.

The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing some
Nigerian history." The Lecturer asked who said, "I
shall return to die in the land of my fathers?" She saw
a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his
...hand up. Mensah replied: "King Jaja of Opobo, 1875"
"very good!" said lecturer. Then she asked again, who said,
"The land use act will feed the nation?"
Again, no response except from Mensah: "Obasanjo, 1976."
The Lecturer snapped at the class; "class, you should
be ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our Country,
knows more about our history than you do."
The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: "Ghana must go".
"who said that?" she demanded, Mensah put his hand
up, "Buhari 1984." At that point, a student at the back scornfully said;
"Hmmm, you think you are smart?" The Lecturer
glared and asked; "All right! Now,
who said that?" Again, Mensah
said,"Babangida to Abiola, 1992." Hmmm, a Student at the back smilled
" I dey laugh ooh" mensah smilled back and said Obasanjo to Atiku
2001. Now furious, another student yelled; "Oh yeah! Eat
this!" Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand
and shouting to the Lecturer, "Indian mistress giving
an apple to Abacha, 1998" Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said; "You
little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice;
"Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!" The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered
around her on the floor, someone said; "Oh shit, we're
in Big trouble now!" Mensah whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose
and Lucky Igbinedon 2007" Someone angrily said; "Dont answer him, he is a fool"
Mensah smiled replied; "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011"
Now the Lecturer manage to get up and asks Mensah; pls, who're you?
Show your self..Mensah jumped,
yelled and said; Jonathan to BOKO HARAM, 2012.