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Rich Man House Service by chidonzone(m): 5:20pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
Na. wa for all these rich people ooo. I went wit a frend to visit his babe frm a very rich family. D maid approached me&asked MAID: what would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee? ME: tea pls. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white? ME: white. ... MAID: milk or fresh cream? ME: with milk. MAID: goat milk or cow milk? ME: cow’s milk. MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow. MAID: would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey? ME: sugar. MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar? ME: cane sugar MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar? ME: abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water. MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water? ME: mineral water.MAID: flavored or non flavored? ME: infact get me an empty glass! MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my own spit..." 1 Like |
Re: Rich Man House Service by CrazyMan(m): 5:34pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
Bu ha ha ha ha ha. Now that's a joke |
Re: Rich Man House Service by eltido(m): 12:58pm On Aug 11, 2012 |
CrazyMan: Bu ha ha ha ha ha.yup ..on point |
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