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Rich Man House Service by chidonzone(m): 5:20pm On Aug 10, 2012
Na. wa for all these rich people ooo. I went
wit a frend to visit his babe frm a very rich
family. D maid approached me&asked
MAID: what would u lyk to have, fruit juice,
yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino ,
frapuccino or coffee?
ME: tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea,
kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it,
black or white?
ME: white. ...
MAID: milk or fresh cream?
ME: with milk.
MAID: goat milk or cow milk?
ME: cow’s milk.
MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar
or honey?
ME: sugar.
MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: cane sugar
MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a
glass of water.
MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: mineral water.MAID: flavored or non
flavored?
ME: infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass,
champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my own
spit..."

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Re: Rich Man House Service by CrazyMan(m): 5:34pm On Aug 10, 2012
Bu ha ha ha ha ha.

Now that's a joke cool
Re: Rich Man House Service by eltido(m): 12:58pm On Aug 11, 2012
CrazyMan: Bu ha ha ha ha ha.

Now that's a joke cool
yup ..on point

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