Once at a conference, three scientists: an American, a German and a Nigerian, were tailking and bragging
about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine.
Says the American,"In Washington, there was a baby boy born without forearms, so we attached artifial
forearms on him. And now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic boxer and a gold medalist at that!"
The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have done back in berlin, there was a baby girl born
without legs, we attached artificial legs on her, she is 3 times marathon gold medalist in the Olympics!!"
The Nigerian interjected laughingly, "Is that all you have done, just gold medalist? In Abeokuta, we had a
baby boy born without a head! We attached a coconut to
his neck and he later became the president!!! This is to our past president Oby,

what do you think about it,

Amazing. You just made my morning. Thank you.
Ps.
the cocunut did not work out for us either.

very soon we will tell the scientists to remove the coconut he placed on his neck

This is awesome.

funny

Lol. *Thumbs up*

The man wit the coconut head is the one who brought gsm to 9ja o!

Who ever that said this joke,is not funny at all,please try and think before u give your joke.If i may ask what has coconut got to with oby please reason well before u talk. Have a nice day as u think well.

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anytime wey oby open him head, the thing dey look lyk coconut. That is why him alwayz dey cover head

na old joke,why is it only in Nigeria we make fun of our leaders,even if they are bad they still are our leaders.

if na old joke why u read am. I sure say oby don give sumtin during him leadership. I go tell EFCC.

@ehem
i'm sure u wish ooby were ur father.

Migs, ur very smart.

b4 ooby enter the throne he was not among the first 200,000 riches nigerian. But now he is among the first 10. Na him ehem say make we not abuse am, in short na BIG COCONUT THEM PUT FOR HIM HEARD

na old joke,why is it only in Nigeria we make fun of our leaders,even if they are bad they still are our leaders

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Every country makes fun of their leader. I don't think any country could surpass America in making fun of Bush. Bush was even at a party where someone was dressed like him and making fun of him to his face and in front of others. If making fun of the presidents was the worst thing then they would not be stealing like it is first nature.

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What do you smoke?

nice joke man

@thuglife, that guy smokes like shit.

Who said foreignes dont make fun of their leaders? Seems lyk u avnt seen any "bushtoon" u will respect ooby.

i strongly believe that any leader that steals the masses money,refuse us qaulity education, kills people any how and more unthinkable is worth making fun and jokes with,

haaaa hope no S.S pesin dey here ?

guys una presido is damnn to stingy, i went to his farm to tap some food stuffs, the old crone had the guts to slap my bla bla bla and sent me off to germany for a tummy tuck, and later sent me to liberia to settle a dispute whereas in my village a serious strife is going on, IMF 4gave us our depts and yet were still owing, and u stand tall to say he hasnt got a cocnut head inshort its a NUT head

RYTE NOW ur presido is havesting his farm produce in otta

clemcykul. if feel you man the man Oby is a NUT HEAD,

Huh? Wat language is dat?

sounded like romanian to me

But it sure a'int english.

abah!, pls just leave this man alone now!

lol. You tried jere. When will people start to appreciate things that are not from outside the country?

last year

we need to do more than that to him. Now na him pakin don takeover. dem 4 finish the money wey dey nigeria. But GOD PASS DEM