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Customer by Migines(m): 10:44am On Nov 27, 2008
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices
large sign on the wall:

$500 If we fail to fill your order!

When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts
on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks
into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!
The restaurant owner comes storming out of the
kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps
five $100 bills down on it and says, "You got me
this time buddy, but I want you to know that's the
first time in ten years we've been out of rye
bread!"
Re: Customer by sholabanke(m): 12:20am On Nov 28, 2008
meaningless
Re: Customer by bydot1(m): 12:29am On Nov 28, 2008
lipsrsealed
Re: Customer by sholabanke(m): 12:31am On Nov 28, 2008
undecided?
Re: Customer by bydot1(m): 12:35am On Nov 28, 2008
Yep, dunno d msgs d poster is passin accross
Re: Customer by sholabanke(m): 12:39am On Nov 28, 2008
yes o
Re: Customer by tosinadeda: 3:34am On Nov 28, 2008
itumo
Re: Customer by sholabanke(m): 3:45am On Nov 28, 2008
ko ye wa rara
Re: Customer by dyabman(m): 3:46am On Nov 28, 2008
i dont just get it shocked
Re: Customer by sholabanke(m): 3:50am On Nov 28, 2008
same here
Re: Customer by dyabman(m): 3:53am On Nov 28, 2008
even person wey no know anything the poster just they give am chance to talk too

[sub]hisses and shut the door of the post[/sub]
Re: Customer by sholabanke(m): 4:40am On Nov 28, 2008
you too see am
Re: Customer by tammyswits(f): 6:14am On Nov 28, 2008
Attackers attacking a somewhat newbie, hehehe! Bullies oo! Truth is y'all understood the joke! Sha
Re: Customer by sima(f): 6:16am On Nov 28, 2008
yea. . dats d most impotant thing smiley tongue
Re: Customer by tammyswits(f): 6:20am On Nov 28, 2008
Lol, its fun though! Na wa
Re: Customer by ayusman16(m): 6:34am On Nov 28, 2008
See dis pple o. Na English una no understand to take understand the Joke?

Am guilty tooo grin
Re: Customer by sima(f): 6:41am On Nov 28, 2008
u're under-arrest angry tongue
Re: Customer by Migines(m): 9:04am On Dec 01, 2008
tammyswits:

Attackers attacking a somewhat newbie, hehehe! Bullies oo! Truth is y'all understood the joke! Sha
did you say "newbie"?
@anusman
Hey dude, hw you duin?
@doz hu dint get the joke
i kaina dint xpect everybady to get the joke, but where is the fun if i av to xplain d damn thing. guess we jst av to leve it to doz hu _stand.
Re: Customer by studio43(m): 10:22pm On Dec 01, 2008
another reason i want people like u banned angry
Re: Customer by just2nice(m): 12:38am On Dec 02, 2008
So,am I supposed to laugh at this joke?
Re: Customer by darequam(m): 12:50am On Dec 02, 2008
dcgusting joke
Re: Customer by yysl: 7:38am On Dec 02, 2008
just2nice:

So,am I supposed to laugh at this joke?
y u no wan laugh?
Re: Customer by DamiD: 8:05am On Dec 02, 2008
if u no wan laugh just cry then
Re: Customer by romsky: 8:28am On Dec 02, 2008
his tear gland is dry
Re: Customer by DamiD: 9:14am On Dec 02, 2008
Rub Robb there, and let me know the result
Re: Customer by romsky: 9:19am On Dec 02, 2008
dat is no polite way 2 send ur elder on an erand
Re: Customer by DamiD: 9:26am On Dec 02, 2008
Oh oh ok o, Eldest Romade, could u pls show me the politest way to send an elder on an errand
Re: Customer by romsky: 10:00am On Dec 02, 2008
dearie i run no charity org
Re: Customer by clemcykul(f): 11:36am On Dec 02, 2008
lies
Re: Customer by bydot1(m): 12:00pm On Dec 02, 2008
Re: Customer by yysl: 12:53pm On Dec 02, 2008
;d ;d ;d
Re: Customer by clemcykul(f): 12:01pm On Dec 03, 2008
lafter error grin

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