Virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

omg! i had no idea the story was going to turn out like this

very funny,still laughing

I had no idea this joke was remixed.

tope_teadr:

I had no idea this joke was remixed.

must u always be like this,can anything ever be appreciated by ur tick skull

Whatever.

tope_teadr:

I had no idea this joke was remixed.

lol this is funny

@thuglife, i didnt say it wasn't funny, i was only telling @poster it had been posted on nairaland before. So it was remixed.

@TT
You got dat wrong brova. D fact dat its been posted on nairaland before doz not mean it waz "remixed". Wat we call remix is when a particular joke is re-written in a different way 4rm d last one we saw(i want to avoid using the word original c0z it may not be). Gedit?

you've got to be kidding me. LOL

It was kinda remixed, but still makes lots of sense.

lots of sense to the senseless

no offence bennie, but its doesnt seem funny to me damn am sick and tired of alll this remix

@clem I think you just politely insulted me,

_{cracks knuckles}

lawddie neve meant to be insultive

bennie dearie don't crack your knuckles its just a friendly statement, but uve also being poking me left, ryte, centre, and back and ive neva felt insulted

I've heard d joke before,  But ds remix and d Euphoria of d season kind of gives it a new thrill!

Thumbs up! (I don't want2 discourage d poster! )

^{pats clem on d back}

I was just pullin your pants legs dearie.

*gently removing ben's hand 4rm clem*
Hey, hey, hey,

@Migs Guy, Na waoo i think the bible lets us to understand that There is Joy in sharing.
If to say you dey go church you will understand that sharing is caring.

damn funny

alarm don blooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yep wuld have love to share wid u bennie, but then ur bla bla bla is not upto standard

miggie love he was actually tryn to remove the hoose from the water bed in the garden

Ha ha ha.Dear, Ben na village gangsta.

Migs, seems ur high.

And also try to check the original version then u'll see it was remixed.

yep wuld have love to share wid u bennie, but then ur bla bla bla is not upto standard

miggie love he was actually tryn to remove the hoose from the water bed in the garden
he wants to snatch me!

@clem Hmmm i have nothing to say but i believe,
A TRIAL WILL CONVINCE YOU.

tope_teadr:

And also try to check the original version then u'll see it was remixed.

But still making sense you know o o

U see thats the problem nothing is wrong wit the joke, only that it was posted b4 on nland.

@TT
d word "remixed" has become ur obsession. Its a pity u dont even knw d actuall meaning.

kool joke anyone criticizing shld put up a better one!!!

Migines be a lil bit mild on TT nowwwwwwwwww