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The Virgin Trap by Josnac(m): 5:38pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
A young woman goes to see the doctor to ask his advice on a very sensitive matter. “I’m getting married on Saturday,” the distraught young lady cries, “and my husband is convinced I’m a virgin. What he doesn’t know is that I lost my virginity years ago. Is there any way I can convince him that I am still a chaste?” ‘’Medically no,” the doctor replies. “But I do have a suggestion which may help. On your wedding night, when you’re getting ready for bed, slide an elastic band around your thigh. When your husband enters you, simply twang the band with your fingers and tell your husband the sound is your hymen snapping.” On the big day, the newly weds go up to their honeymoon suite. The bride goes into the bathroom and slips the elastic band around her thigh. The couple then get down to some serious married sex. Just as her husband enters her, the bride snaps the band and moans with what she thinks is a mixture of ecstasy and pain. “What the hell was that?” her husband cries. “Oooh,” the woman moans. “That must have been my virginity snapping, honey.” “Well,” shouts her husband, “snap it back again. It’s caught round my tackler!”[b]A young woman goes to see the doctor to ask his advice on a very sensitive matter. “I’m getting married on Saturday,” the distraught young lady cries, “and my husband is convinced I’m a virgin. What he doesn’t know is that I lost my virginity years ago. Is there any way I can convince him that I am still a chaste?” ‘’Medically no,” the doctor replies. “But I do have a suggestion which may help. On your wedding night, when you’re getting ready for bed, slide an elastic band around your thigh. When your husband enters you, simply twang the band with your fingers and tell your husband the sound is your hymen snapping.” On the big day, the newly weds go up to their honeymoon suite. The bride goes into the bathroom and slips the elastic band around her thigh. The couple then get down to some serious married sex. Just as her husband enters her, the bride snaps the band and moans with what she thinks is a mixture of ecstasy and pain. “What the hell was that?” her husband cries. “Oooh,” the woman moans. “That must have been my virginity snapping, honey.” “Well,” shouts her husband, “snap it back again. It’s caught round my tackler!” hope you all had a gr8 Sunday. source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/abortion-can-change-mens-lives-too-2/ |
Re: The Virgin Trap by Hadassahisbae(f): 5:57pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
lol.. |
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