A young woman goes to see the doctor to ask his
advice on a very sensitive matter. “I’m getting
married on Saturday,” the distraught young lady
cries, “and my husband is convinced I’m a virgin.
What he doesn’t know is that I lost my virginity
years ago. Is there any way I can convince him that
I am still a chaste?” ‘’Medically no,” the doctor
replies.
“But I do have a suggestion which may help. On
your wedding night, when you’re getting ready for
bed, slide an elastic band around your thigh.
When your husband enters you, simply twang the
band with your fingers
and tell your husband the sound is your hymen
snapping.”
On the big day, the newly weds go up to their
honeymoon suite. The bride goes into the bathroom
and slips the elastic band around her thigh.
The couple then get down to some serious married
sex. Just as her husband enters her, the bride
snaps the band and moans with what she thinks is
a mixture of ecstasy and pain. “What the hell was
that?” her husband cries. “Oooh,” the woman
moans. “That must have been my virginity
snapping, honey.” “Well,” shouts her husband,
“snap it back again. It’s caught round my tackler!”[b]A young woman goes to see the doctor to ask his
advice on a very sensitive matter. “I’m getting
married on Saturday,” the distraught young lady
cries, “and my husband is convinced I’m a virgin.
What he doesn’t know is that I lost my virginity
years ago. Is there any way I can convince him that
I am still a chaste?” ‘’Medically no,” the doctor
replies.
“But I do have a suggestion which may help. On
your wedding night, when you’re getting ready for
bed, slide an elastic band around your thigh.
When your husband enters you, simply twang the
band with your fingers
and tell your husband the sound is your hymen
snapping.”
On the big day, the newly weds go up to their
honeymoon suite. The bride goes into the bathroom
and slips the elastic band around her thigh.
The couple then get down to some serious married
sex. Just as her husband enters her, the bride
snaps the band and moans with what she thinks is
a mixture of ecstasy and pain. “What the hell was
that?” her husband cries. “Oooh,” the woman
moans. “That must have been my virginity
snapping, honey.” “Well,” shouts her husband,
“snap it back again. It’s caught round my tackler!”

hope you all had a gr8 Sunday.

source:
www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/abortion-can-change-mens-lives-too-2/

lol..