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This Is Too Funny! by Tymix54(m): 8:18am On Aug 12, 2012
a very successful naija man
parked his new lexus in front of
his office ready to show it off to
his collegues, as he got out a
trailer passed too close and
completety tore off the door, the
man immediately grabbed his
cell phone, called the police, and
they arrived. before the officer
could say anything the man was
scereaming hysteriacally, my
lexus!, my lexus!, will never be
the same again no matter what
the panel -beater did to it, the
officer just loked at the man in
disgust and shook his head, i
cant beleieve how materialistic
you are, he said, you are soo
focused on your possessions
that you dont notice anything
else. how can you say such a
thing? asked the man. dont you
know that your left arm is
missing from your elbow down,
it must have been torn off when
the truck hit you..........., oh my
God replied the man, "MY ROLEX"
wrist watch.
Re: This Is Too Funny! by 234GT(m): 10:52am On Aug 12, 2012
The man no ever think say him go get money for him life, das why him dey do like that. Him get money accidentally.
Re: This Is Too Funny! by olowo200: 3:03pm On Aug 12, 2012
Please try as much as possible not to bring repeated joke here a joke can be stale but to repeat a joke not good at all for your information this same joke was said in this joke section about an okoro man and his jeep and you even have the guts to headline it as funny .

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