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Two Morons by ThugLife1(m): 5:40am On Dec 21, 2007 |
There were these two morons driving along the highway looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first slowpoke says, "Let's stop here, and have our picnic under that tree." The other says, "No! Let's have it right here in the middle of the road." They fought for a bit, but finally agreed to have it in the middle of the road. All of a sudden, a car comes speeding towards them and has to swerve into the tree to keep from hitting them. The second slowpoke says, "See? If we were under that tree, we'd be dead now!" |
Re: Two Morons by Migines(m): 7:46am On Dec 21, 2007 |
Good thinking. Nd i'm sure d oda slowpoke will say "thank u for saving my life" |
Re: Two Morons by benjay1(m): 10:17am On Dec 21, 2007 |
I think i know who the Morons are. whispers into migs ears Ituen and Tessybaby. |
Re: Two Morons by Migines(m): 10:22am On Dec 21, 2007 |
@ben *whipers back* i dont knw bout tess o, but ituen is definitely the guy wit d "big" idea. |
Re: Two Morons by benjay1(m): 10:24am On Dec 21, 2007 |
ROFLMAO dumb couple. |
Re: Two Morons by clemcykul(f): 10:37am On Dec 21, 2007 |
LOL dumb arses! now this a crazy funny joke! hi pal sup? |
Re: Two Morons by benjay1(m): 10:43am On Dec 21, 2007 |
@Clem babe wetin dey happen ? I was thinking of calling you to inform you of a party i am personally hosting. I never get the money for the party complete yet thats why i never call you. Na just 100 naira remain for the money to complete. |
Re: Two Morons by wealthyman(m): 11:15am On Dec 21, 2007 |
now this is what i call a precise joke,good thinking bro.u try, crack my rib |
Re: Two Morons by clemcykul(f): 12:50pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
@ben~jay bros ure damn funny lol just hundred naira ryte? ill fax miggs to send it to u family friends ryte? we alwayz there for u |
Re: Two Morons by MrTurkey(m): 3:12pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
numbskulls |
Re: Two Morons by stanleyrex: 3:55pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
nice one keep it up dude |
Re: Two Morons by Nobody: 12:46am On Dec 22, 2007 |
impressive |
Re: Two Morons by topeteadr(m): 1:00am On Dec 22, 2007 |
Keep it rolling dude. Ben if u fit come 2 my house, i'll give it to you. |
Re: Two Morons by Migines(m): 1:18am On Dec 22, 2007 |
Huh? |
Re: Two Morons by saucekid(m): 11:33am On Dec 22, 2007 |
*just 100 naira. . . . . . . i'll donate 5 naira* |
Re: Two Morons by clemcykul(f): 4:08pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
drops1naira 50kobo into bens banbiallah's plate |
Re: Two Morons by saucekid(m): 4:15pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
generous clemcy |
Re: Two Morons by ndumart: 7:36pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
cool one |
Re: Two Morons by Nobody: 10:35pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
@Benjay I know you are wrong. ADICK has proven time and time again to be a slowpoke. he's the king of them. . . and his so called GF( which he claims to have) is the second slowpoke. abeg, i think i just complimented him. . . he surpass a slowpoke o. this dude is a maniac . . .ROTFLMAO |
Re: Two Morons by Migines(m): 8:48am On Dec 23, 2007 |
Shooo. |
Re: Two Morons by benjay1(m): 2:42pm On Dec 23, 2007 |
gives clem a big hug. Okay guyz we still need N98.50k to make this party happen. Show some love people. |
Re: Two Morons by clemcykul(f): 10:49am On Dec 24, 2007 |
ben hugged me like a teddie bear anyway i like giving drops some sh*!t into bennie's plate hi guys please show ben some rove hes love starved |
Re: Two Morons by topeteadr(m): 10:58am On Dec 24, 2007 |
Drops cowries into the ben's plate. |
Re: Two Morons by Uzzyan: 11:04am On Dec 24, 2007 |
kool joke |
Re: Two Morons by tysolo(m): 1:30pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
Good one. |
Re: Two Morons by tufe(m): 5:20pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
@poster nice one there, you really should teach aritole how to give good jokes |
Re: Two Morons by Nobody: 9:05pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
tufe: Iwo nko? |
Re: Two Morons by Uzzyan: 4:30pm On Dec 25, 2007 |
Merry Xmas |
Re: Two Morons by topeteadr(m): 5:07pm On Dec 25, 2007 |
Happy xmas and a merry newyear to u all. |
Re: Two Morons by ituen(m): 8:00am On Dec 26, 2007 |
Ben, I and Tessybaby dont do picnics. All activities are done at home i.e eating, shopping, washing, making babies I ithink the 2 morons are Emperor and Uzzy |
Re: Two Morons by Migines(m): 8:16am On Dec 26, 2007 |
Y av u been attackiny uzzy? |
Re: Two Morons by tessybaby(f): 10:51am On Dec 26, 2007 |
Ben u are swallowing more than u can chew or is it chewing more than u can swallow |
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