Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one.
A year passed and only 3 people showed up: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai.
The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai.
The Japanese Samurai opened a match box and out pops a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed: "That is very impressive!" The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and demonstrate.
The Chinese Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed: "That is really very impressive!" The emperor then had the Jewish Samurai demonstrate why he should be the head Samurai.
The Jewish Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly. His flashing sword goes whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh. A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around.
The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks: "After all of that, why is the fly not dead?"
The Jewish Samurai smiled, "Well, circumcision is not intended to kill."

ok,

now u get my full compliment

dis is tite, , roflm _black ao

come give papa a hug

papa? u that old?

he he he.

Fanks though

do flies have reproductive organs?

u no dey wait for answer, shebi?

answer too dey for am

good talk jare

Mykal,

mi take mi hat offta ya.

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on St.Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and they ask him.

St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sits for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder, "Are we stuck together forever?"

St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."

"Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground!

"What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple.

"Come on!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer!?"

UNNY


_{love u,} oops, i mean,, . . . . . .LOVE IT

u don wash u mouth, coz i dey hear smell for here

He he he! Olu is this where we say , ,

No smoke wivout fire
Breeze don blow, fowl y&$@$ don open?

Fanks though, wat was it u said abt originality again?  

Wo' u on abt, Bene?

pls expain

Ur previous comment, bring it back home pls,

no i wont

una do o

wetin ona dey do

benedictac:

u don wash u mouth, coz i dey hear smell for here

close ur mouth jo!!!  
u are smellin ur own breath  

blissieng:

He he he! Olu is this where we say , ,

No smoke wivout fire
Breeze don blow, fowl y&$@$ don open?

Fanks though, wat was it u said abt originality again?  

girlfriend, though i compliment when i c sumtin good, but cos i have not seen it b4 doesn't mean its original.
for i doubt if u can come open wit sumtin as good as dis,
u are a blonde rememeber  

which breeze? which yansh??

anyway
ur thanks is acknowledged
its my p

reallity.

reality film show

big bro africa

lyk say u get dstv

Didn't I say? I'm as good as they get, this no boast but fact said with all humility

too much gramar

U call dat grammar? He he he

U sure u don't wanna go back to school?

blessing i wan.na talk with u, privately

is it? any better?

blissieng@yahoo.com

ok i dey add u so clean am b4 others come

that was not in anyway intelligible.

abeg no use grammar kill me