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Re: Two Morons by Carlosein(m): 2:46pm On Dec 26, 2007
tessybaby:

Ben u are swallowing more than u can chew or is it chewing more than u can swallow



it can be anyhow as long as there's chewing and swallowing.

@poster, nice one.
Re: Two Morons by ituen(m): 11:17pm On Dec 26, 2007
Migines:

Y av u been attackiny uzzy?

do u wana drink panadol for her?

FOCUS!!! man
Re: Two Morons by Migines(m): 11:19pm On Dec 26, 2007
On wat? dude
Re: Two Morons by topeteadr(m): 12:12am On Dec 27, 2007
Ituen, were gonna hv a big fight wit this uzzy u're messing 'round wit.
Re: Two Morons by tjtj1(m): 3:02am On Dec 27, 2007
Bleep. i hate christmas cos am jewish n do not celebrate xmas. happy chanuka
Re: Two Morons by Migines(m): 7:01am On Dec 27, 2007
Same to u. . . . Watever dad'is.
Re: Two Morons by tessybaby(f): 9:02am On Dec 27, 2007
tope_teadr:

Ituen, were going to hv a big fight wit this uzzy u're messing 'round wit.
can u be more explicit TT?
Re: Two Morons by tjtj1(m): 9:33am On Dec 27, 2007
Its like christmas only its 7days
Re: Two Morons by ituen(m): 7:00am On Dec 28, 2007
tessybaby:

can u be more explicit TT?

Shld i leave u to deal with him dearie, i dont wanna soil my hands
Re: Two Morons by tessybaby(f): 9:09am On Dec 28, 2007
ituen:

Shld i leave u to deal with him dearie, i don't want to soil my hands
Just leave him to me darlin'
i don't want those magic hands of ur soiled
coz they do a good job on me
Re: Two Morons by Uzzyan: 9:26am On Dec 28, 2007
What da eff is happening with mi in the centre of it all?
Migs and TT dearie what the hell did ituen say i did to him?
Tessy since u decided not to allow ituen soil his magic hands
We have to get down together bet i am ready for u!!!!!!
Migines dearie whats up?
TT how are we celebrating new year?
Ituen mind urself. . . . . . . . unless
Re: Two Morons by clemcykul(f): 9:34am On Dec 28, 2007
*SITS ON A COUCH AND WATCHES THE UNFOLDING SCENARIO WID A GLASS OF VODKA, SMILING SMUGLY* grin HEHEHEEE grin
Re: Two Morons by Uzzyan: 9:44am On Dec 28, 2007
So tessy come here so we will make sure this is finishhed and sorted out properly
Re: Two Morons by Migines(m): 10:21am On Dec 28, 2007
@uzzy
i'm kool.
@tessy
na ituen deh help u scratch ur bak.
@clemy
why not lets have tequila and watch doz movies.
Re: Two Morons by saucekid(m): 11:04am On Dec 28, 2007
the battle unfolds
lord of the babe
Re: Two Morons by clemcykul(f): 11:25am On Dec 28, 2007
gr8 idea grin grin
Re: Two Morons by mellow(m): 11:32am On Dec 28, 2007
Una wan fight? My hand no de o[/color][color=#990000]
Re: Two Morons by saucekid(m): 12:19pm On Dec 28, 2007
ur hand no dey but na you instigate am shocked shocked shocked
na me go school pass. . . . . instigate grin grin grin
Re: Two Morons by Migines(m): 12:20pm On Dec 28, 2007
Sauce kid i knw fig fig inglish.
Re: Two Morons by clemcykul(f): 3:33pm On Dec 28, 2007
yeyeboi its not instigate haba! its instigated or better still instigatory grin grin grin grin
Re: Two Morons by Uzzyan: 3:42pm On Dec 28, 2007
Na all of una know English pass

IT is ok Where is tessy baby?? Where is she before i change my mind??
Re: Two Morons by saucekid(m): 3:56pm On Dec 28, 2007
uzzy. . . . . abeg change mind fast ooooo
clemcy. . . . i forget tell u say my english teacher die b4 i enter kg
Re: Two Morons by topeteadr(m): 5:25pm On Dec 28, 2007
Saucekid, sorry oh!.
Make sure u come to my house 4 new year.
Re: Two Morons by saucekid(m): 5:52pm On Dec 28, 2007
i go come. . . . . .
tries to recollect address. . . .longest bridge in lagos,tallest pillar,red botton bla bla bla

i go surely come
Re: Two Morons by Nobody: 6:30pm On Dec 28, 2007
@thug life

hope your Christmas was merry. . .and have a happy new year wink
Re: Two Morons by Uzzyan: 8:01pm On Dec 28, 2007
hey tessy doesnt want to show up. . . hmmmmmmm i will change my mind oooooooooo
Re: Two Morons by Neyoyo(m): 8:18pm On Dec 28, 2007
If a slowpoke thinks he is wise,what should a wise man think.
Re: Two Morons by tjtj1(m): 8:43pm On Dec 28, 2007
he would think he is marilyn " ;Dmonroe"
Re: Two Morons by Uzzyan: 9:02pm On Dec 28, 2007
The wise man shld then think he is a slowpoke. Simple
Re: Two Morons by ThugLife1(m): 1:19am On Dec 29, 2007
toyinrayo:

@thug life

hope your Christmas was merry. . .and have a happy new year wink
Yea,wish you the same
Let me give you a kiss kiss kiss
Re: Two Morons by Nobody: 1:53am On Dec 29, 2007
Thug Life:

Yea,wish you the same
Let me give you a kiss kiss kiss

LOL. . . right back at ya kiss hoping tommysexy does not see this, just joking
Re: Two Morons by ThugLife1(m): 2:04am On Dec 29, 2007
toyinrayo:

LOL. . . right back at ya kiss hoping tommysexy does not see this, just joking
tommysexy is your brother riit? grin grin grin

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