Aremu and his wife stella visited a zoo and the efforts of stella (the wife) to offer the oldest gorrilla a banana proved abortive.

Infuriated and angry Aremu intervened for the gross misconduct of the gorrilla.He  took the banana gave the gorrilla.interestingly,the gorrilla rushed for the banana by even prostrating at least to show respect for an elderly person.puzzled stella ,querried aremu of what has transpired and aremu was forced to open up an overdue secret.aremu started with.em.em(clearing his throat first) which the species of apes especially gorrillas are known for.he said :sorry dear.you have to take heart.you see, that gorrilla is my immediate younger brother and it is not proper and even disgusting to collect food from you.You know blood is thicker than water.immediately,stella ran for her dear life after such discovery and in the process lost her life  ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Ure damned dude.

Migines u are rite, imagine stella flee for her life. @poster wat schol do u go to?

tj tj.I ve noticed your over-sabi.You cant be a Choir-Master here .Please.Check yourself out either.What schol "do" u go.Talkless,I know the reason for using the FLEE.Besides,you are not updated that Comedians are free to use language as they desire.

Wtf?

hmmmm aristotle died some yrs ago,,, and u dont sound half as intelligent as the greek guy was!

Cemented brain,clemcykul or whatever you call yourself.Cant you read again.I'm not aristotle but aristole.Natural hatred has covered your thinking and I'm wondering where this conspiracy is coming from.Imagine,talking to a future President of your  country.

@Poster

O boy respect the dead oh

cemented brain dats really kool u know, but damn! u are demented!

@Poster

President of this country? That means we go dey wear bullet proof when u wan give speech

please,a point of correction for those that have misinterpreted what i posted.i did not make any reference to anybody.any co-accident.sorry,co-incidence ;d ;d ;d ;d is highly regretted.everybody is just talking about stella that i said she fled and died.what about an egba man like aremu.well,dont misquote me because sss are now trailing everywhere i go .

@poster, what da h€ll is wrong wit ya head. Why've u been spitting sh¡t outta ur mouth since, and pls add some sensible words 2 ur posts.


*no be me talk am oh!, na keypad type am*.

Well,I'm not surprised at all.Infact I will open up the secret attached to this story.Migines,tj tj,clemsykul and Tope Teadr were all around on the day the case featured.Infact all of them were Zoo- Attendants in the zoo.That was before their graduation. They bribed me not to post this story but to God be the glory.That is why the antagony is coming up.Infact,Clemsykul was the CZF(Chief Zoo Attendant)

YEAH i was the attendant and u happen to be the chimp i came to feed but u escaped!


have fun boy

Remix,Remix,Remix,

Clemcy u mean aristole was the chimpazeeeeee or rather gorilla that escaped 4rm the zoo.

You have forgotten how you people were prostrating so that I don't reveal your infamous acts :Well,the only one I will divulge is how you eventually raped the gorrilla and sent it to early grave.

aristo oops sorry aristotle or aristole u r such a nut case and um i dint fynd d humour in ur dumb joke

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aristole u be asshole.ur joke is dry jare.imagine this bambastic unpatriotic fagot! for christ sake that guy was our president and he deserves some honour.pls shut up ur useless moi moi mouth if u dnt no wat2 say.besides wen baba obj was rottning in jail for naija sum decades ago u wer still a moronic spermatozoa

yeye boi

*sighs*u guys are still listening to the chimpanzee

pls hav mercy on the baboon.he hasnt matured enough to tink lyk the chimpazee whos he's real daddy

Dude, dont give up your day job! and if you dont have one, get one please. I cant take any more of these jokes.

@ richo.
I ve never mentioned OBJ o.Is OBJ the only person bearing Aremu?
Well,I'm enjoying everybody but all of you are from apes family.Who can opposse that?

@aristole
u talk too much, but dats not the least of ur talents; u NEVER make sense at all. Dont EVER in ur G0d forsaken lyf let me c my name in ur post again.

@migines.
I am very sure this is a conspiracy.Who are you?And have I used your name before for anything ?Your name sounds like one disease I can't even remember for now.Sorry,my Visa will not be processed because I dont use your leproused name as my surname?

Who ever told u "keep on typing on day u'll make sense" is a dumb a$s liar and a fu<king b@stard.
Luks like u've got amnesia.

@poster
O boy, dem don finish you O!!! if i dey your shoes, i go just go re-register for nairaland under a different name, cuz your image has been dented

Yes,you are simply meningitis(the disease I said your name sounds like) and I don't expect anything good from somebody who is having it until treated.Treament.That's what you need.*singing* I no send you o,edumare don bless me o.