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Hausa And Igbo People by aristole(m): 1:25pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
AN IGBO AND HAUSA GUY WERE PLAYING AND THE LATTER STARTED ABUSING THE FORMER TO THE EXTENT OF TELLING THE IGBO GUY THAT THEY ARE THE LEADERS/RULERS OF THE COUNTRY AND THEY(THE IGBOS) ARE BORN TO SERVE. THE IGBO GUY NOW TOLD HIM THAT HE WILL ONLY CONCEDE TO THAT ONLY IF THE HAUSA GUY CAN PASS A SMALL TEST HE WILL GIVE HIM. THE IGBO GUY RAN TO THE WALL.PUT HIS RIGHT HAND ON THE WALL AND ASKED THE OTHER GUY TO BLOW IT.WITH ALL HIS STRENGHT,BUT BEFORE HE DID THAT ;THE IGBO GUY HAS WITHDRAWN HIS HAND WHICH MADE THE HAUSA GUY TO END UP WITH BRUISES IN HIS HAND. KAI,I GET AM PUR SCHOOL, KO?THE HAUSA GUY FELT CHALLENGED AND WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FRESH.HE LOOKED AROUND,HE DIDNT SEE ANY OBJECT. HE NOW PUT HIS HAND ON HIS FACE AND ASKED THE IGBO GUY TO BLOW IT.HE DID AS THE OTHER GUY BY REMOVING HIS HAND OFF THE FACE.BEHOLD.HE LEFT HOME BLINDED AND HIS HANDS PARALYSED.BUT LATER;HE RECOVERED. Abeg.Who come get sense pass? |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by ayusman16(m): 1:33pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
I don't know if it is the "blew" that is making me laugh or the joke itself. Very funny mr poster! |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by aristole(m): 3:00pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
My Guy.You know. This story is not a lifted one.And I just dey compose am fresh.Beside,My ticket was almost exhausted when I was sending it.Have a nice Xmas |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by clemcykul(f): 3:02pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
@poster ure damn funny actually aristole taught me english back in skul u know? lol |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by topeteadr(m): 3:08pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
@poster, what's the name of ur skull. |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by ayusman16(m): 3:09pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
u dey laugh? Wait make him decend on u |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by ThugLife1(m): 4:01pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
;d |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by aristole(m): 4:08pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
**** Oh, you've turned to something else. I go sing P-Square's song for you:If you do me I do you , |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by aristole(m): 3:52pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
I am very sure a Yoruba Guy would have done something worse. |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by aristole(m): 1:06pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
Sorry.A Niger-Delta Guy. |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by tjtj1(m): 4:49pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
We who descended from niger delta are not stupid to behave like ur surly joke. nd also ur english sucks. wat grade are u numbskull. nd ure a gal. thts most be embarrassing to clemcykul nd nightnurse |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by aristole(m): 5:35pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
What's your problem.Why were you so bent on my sex.Why do you just like being a Saboteur and thwarting another person's effort. Well,you are a One eyed man leadind the blinds(they know themselves). |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by tjtj1(m): 5:43pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
We kinda leave gals alone but hun ur jokes are way way not funny |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by tjtj1(m): 5:44pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
We kinda leave gals alone but hun ur jokes are way way not funny _ nd ur special english |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by tjtj1(m): 5:46pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
We kinda leave gals alone but hun ur jokes are way way not funny _ nd ur special english |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by aristole(m): 5:52pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
Tj What's wrong with my english(that you call special).Do you the know number of examinations this english has passed? Aren't you a Nigerian?Cos I don't understand you. |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by tjtj1(m): 6:06pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
I am but ure english is terrible. check out ure first four words in ure joke. an igbo nd hausa guys. wtf? |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by aristole(m): 9:22am On Jan 11, 2008 |
Fanks.Noted. |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by saucekid(m): 9:55am On Jan 11, 2008 |
uhm. . . . . . . . interesting the stupidity of both men |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by clemcykul(f): 10:06am On Jan 11, 2008 |
the stupidity of both men the beginning of their downfall |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by aristole(m): 1:34pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
How? |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by tjtj1(m): 3:39pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
Aristole is not a guy. dont say a word but am protecting her now |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by aristole(m): 3:59pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
Hey! Nice woman wrapper tj. Well I dont need your protection.My God protects and does so many finks. See how you wan switch over cos you just realised my sex.Na whaoooooooooooooo |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by tjtj1(m): 4:02pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
Dats why am a guy. how bout a movie |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by aristole(m): 5:21pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
I dont like seasonal and chameleonic guy like you. |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by tjtj1(m): 6:21pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
darn u must've gotten a new dictionary. |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by Phiniter(m): 6:41pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
yes |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by tufe(m): 6:44pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
tj and aristole, i dey really enjoy una, i'm waiting for more gist |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by Migines(m): 6:48pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
BUY TICKET! block buster THRILLER! Feat:Tj starring:aristole introducing:pregnancy |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by tufe(m): 7:00pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
@migines you didnt say the tittle of the movie, besides, do you think that aristole is old enuff to get pregnant |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by tjtj1(m): 8:18pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
big grammar thats wat she is speakin now |
Re: Hausa And Igbo People by mystikalb2(m): 8:51pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
u should hv corrected her them to keep on insulting her, |
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