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Joke Of The Day: Okada Man And A Ghost Wanna Be by Torch1(m): 8:45am On Aug 17, 2012
A guy stayed close to the cemetery. He used
this to outwit okada riders and taxi drivers.
He would simply alight at the
cemetery junction, with his nostrils filled with
cotton wool
and spoke nasally. This scared every driver
and rider who
wouldn't dare ask him for money. The guy did
this for years and
successfully outwitted every driver and rider,
who were thinking he was a ghost.
One sunday evening, the guy boarded an
okada as usual alighted at the
cemetery junction.
My Money?. the angry
looking okada man asked. Cotton wool were
inside the guy's
nostrils, he replied nasally; I don't
have money!.
The okada man would not take
this from him, he
kept insisting. The frustrated guy,
later said; Ok, ok, follow me to my
room in the cemetery and I will pay you.
The
okada man agreed
and followed him till they got to a grave.
The guy in his attempts to
frighten the okada man knocked on the grave
and shouted; Martin! Martin! Martin! abeg
give me N800 make i take pay this stubborn
okada man. All of a sudden, a very big hand
holding N1000 appeared out of the grave
accompanied with a voice which said;
"Take! this one na ma last card. The guy
himself and the okada man took to their
heels! Lol!
Re: Joke Of The Day: Okada Man And A Ghost Wanna Be by bingbagbo(m): 9:08am On Aug 17, 2012
this is piracy, but at least u should have acknowledged me. . .
Re: Joke Of The Day: Okada Man And A Ghost Wanna Be by Torch1(m): 9:32am On Aug 17, 2012
bin gbagbo:
this is piracy, but at least u should have acknowledged me. . .
show me d original copy nd i will.
Re: Joke Of The Day: Okada Man And A Ghost Wanna Be by bingbagbo(m): 10:08am On Aug 17, 2012
Torch1: show me d original copy nd i will.




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Re: Joke Of The Day: Okada Man And A Ghost Wanna Be by segunpc(m): 10:13am On Aug 17, 2012
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