dominique: you even tried that you remember all these nursery rhymes. next time, go with 'My Mother' but you dont have to get to the last line of the last verse: ...and tears of fear that i should die...

Kobojunkie: Paranoia na bad thing.

firestar: [size=18pt]Here's mine:
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My baybee~ ma cherie~
Hush...oh huush smile with me
Je chanter pour toi
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Pour[i] ma cherie[/i]...~
Ma cherie~
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My[i] baybee~[/i]
Smile a little more
Laugh with me~


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Improvise! Improvise!! Improvise!!!
You might want to sip warm honey-flavoured tea!

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tjskii:

Eerrr firestar,I no tink say d pikin sabi french oo , and is d honeyflavored tea the key to songwriting

[size=18pt]Start teaching him early o! Lullabies are a good start to teach infants and you too!
The tea is for you after you sing....

You go sing like say na concert. Soothing soulful tones werks wonders. [/size]

tjskii: It all started lastnight when my 7month old was squalling his eyes out,so in a bid to rock him to sleep I started singing some nursery rhymes;
I started off with old mcdonald had a farm,substituting my kidz name with d farmerz,til I thought naa don't want my kid turnin into no farmer,want him to own a billion dollar company

Then moved on to georgie porgie puddn n pie,then I thot naa,my kid wnt be making no girls cry

So I skipped to 3blindmice,wen it got to d farmer's wife chopping the blind helpless mice tails off with a carving knife I stopped and thot 'my baby shudnt be listnin to this,too much violence'


So I skipped to jack and jill,wen it got to dem tumbling down d hill I thot to myself kai too much pain

So I skipped to hush a bye baby on d treetop,when d wind blows d cradle will rock(was gettin a good vibe off dis one,wen I got d shocker)wen d bough breaks d cradle will fall,and down wil come baby cradle and all,I thot again VIOLENCE

So I skipped to humpty dumpty,of course dt story end wth him falling off d wall and breakin into pieces with no hope of redemption,more VIOLENCE

So I skipped again(more lik hopped,by dis time I was sapped of energy)to goosegoosey gander,and this rhyme just killed evrything,
Goosegoosey gander(4 d benefit of those dt dnt knw d poem)
Where shall I wander
Upstairs,downstairs and in my ladyz chamber
Ther I met an old man who wudnt say his prayer
I took him by d left leg and threw him down d stairs

Now tell me exactly the purpose of nursery rhymes,r they there to instigate violence,cos it seems to me dt a whole lot of dis rhymes av got violent xtics,or maybe its just me not getting enuf sleep

Kobojunkie: On a serious note @Poster, Here is something I am sure your baby will not THINK TOO deeply about when watching or listening to it. I had this downloaded to my machine and played it hours and hours for my niece when she was a wee little baby and up until age 5. She still loves it. Heck, even I listen to it when I am in the mood to watch something funny and listen to music that could put me to sleep.
If only technology like this was available back during my own time


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv7AUpHt70o

maclatunji:

I burst out laughing when I read the bolded. You do have a sense of humour- the sarcasm there was on point!

tjskii:

Abegggy jor , there was no sarcasm implied ,and I kno this for sure cos I was in koboJz head when it was being typed

maclatunji:

I mean like classic sarcasm there. I just pictured your baby deeply contemplating every word of every nursery rhyme and analysing its effects on him/her.

Really funny.