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These Three Men Died And Stood In Front Of God... by king9952: 5:33pm On Sep 12, 2013
Three men died and stood in front of God. God asked the first man if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a used car popularly known as pure water to drive in heaven.

The second man admitted to only an affairs and also was given a used peugot 504. The third man was asked the same question, he answered to God correctly that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. Immediately there was a big shout of praise and honour from the angels listening in confirmation of the third man's cliams. God praised him and gave him a brand new Lexus jeep with his name on the tag written the faithfull one indeed and a mansion written his name also as faithfull one. He was happy and excited.

A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The third man began to cry out loud. What's the matter the two guys asked? I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!''

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