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M.p Everywhere! by ThugLife1(m): 5:43pm On Dec 26, 2007
Officer: What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Tell Me Properly
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Father's Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass

Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir

Officer: Describe Your Personality
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir

Officer: This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Is It Now
Candidate: My Performance. ,

Officer: Mp!!!
Candidate: What Is That Sir?

Officer: Mental Problems
Re: M.p Everywhere! by tjtj1(m): 6:06pm On Dec 26, 2007
officer: wats wrong with u? patient: mp sir. doctor: wats that patient: my prick grin
Re: M.p Everywhere! by Migines(m): 6:10pm On Dec 26, 2007
*yawns*
Re: M.p Everywhere! by ThugLife1(m): 6:34pm On Dec 26, 2007
tj_tj:

officer: wats wrong with u? patient: mp sir. doctor: wats that patient: my prick grin
lol

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