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:( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by Phiniter(m): 9:17am On Dec 27, 2007
In the Garden of Eden, a young beautiful woman stood and was so lonely that God asked her What he could do to keep her company,

Please create a male company for me!!

Okay I'd create a man from your a$$, make him stronger than you, make him protect you *Cause his going to be you slave*, Make him real naughty when he's in the mood, and finaly make him pay for all the services he's going to render

But on One condition??

What is it??

You must not tell him you came first, its going to be a secret between you and me, Woman to Woman wink wink





No be me Write am Ohhh lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by obotutuoko(m): 9:21am On Dec 27, 2007
u r a twert.
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by tjtj1(m): 9:23am On Dec 27, 2007
Backs out
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by Migines(m): 9:43am On Dec 27, 2007
*stares*
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by clemcykul(f): 10:06am On Dec 27, 2007
smiles and nods in acknowledgement grin
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by WolexBaba(m): 10:45am On Dec 27, 2007
cheesy :DI swear, u be traitor grin grin
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by WolexBaba(m): 10:45am On Dec 27, 2007
cheesy :DI swear, u be traitor  grin grin
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by ituen(m): 7:16am On Dec 28, 2007
@Phiniter

Now. . . Whose attn are u trying to attract?
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by Migines(m): 8:06am On Dec 28, 2007
E wants to get points 4rm our wives. And dat a'int g0nna happen.
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by saucekid(m): 10:12am On Dec 28, 2007
prolly over his dead ID grin grin grin
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by Phiniter(m): 8:02am On Dec 29, 2007
hey you guys I just wanted to show you what some of this girls ar saying, I heard this in a foreign radio station the other day, nd I was mad, I mean I didn't actually form this my self Oh, Make una no go say na me do am


Mhh, saucepikin, you de try me oh angry grin angry
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by saucekid(m): 11:18am On Dec 29, 2007
sings****u dey try me,tell me why me****
u wan die?? grin grin grin
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by N4s1(m): 1:49pm On Dec 29, 2007
No let God here u o!

except u wan get Oganigwe long thing!
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by Phiniter(m): 7:57pm On Dec 29, 2007
Saucepan abi na wetin be your name, for you info, I don't receive threats of death from dead men

N4a$$ abi na wetin be your own name, Oganigwe Long tin dey worry you shebi??


grin grin grin grin
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by otokx(m): 10:11pm On Dec 29, 2007
Is this a Joke or something?
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by Uzzyan: 10:23pm On Dec 29, 2007
Men this is blackmail grin grin grin
Guys abeg make una noi vex he isn't the author
Phiniter is my person and won't eff up like this. . .trust mi!!!!!!!!!
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by ThugLife1(m): 10:26pm On Dec 29, 2007
otokx:

Is this a Joke or something?
something
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by Migines(m): 8:30am On Dec 30, 2007
Wat thing?
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by saucekid(m): 6:06pm On Dec 30, 2007
the long tin grin grin grin
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by Migines(m): 6:07pm On Dec 30, 2007
No rong tin
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by Uzzyan: 7:50pm On Dec 30, 2007
Na wa for all these things o
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by ituen(m): 1:16am On Dec 31, 2007
. . . na small thing
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by clemcykul(f): 9:32am On Dec 31, 2007
shuoo na big and mighty thingy grin grin
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by kronkykay(m): 11:08am On Jan 01, 2008
pack of numb-nuts
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by clemcykul(f): 12:15pm On Jan 02, 2008
a silly goose in the house
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by ndumart: 7:53pm On Jan 02, 2008
@poster

na u get ur mouth
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by Phiniter(m): 8:42pm On Jan 06, 2008
Thanks
Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by benjay1(m): 9:15pm On Jan 06, 2008
f*ckin Stale.

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