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Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by Migines(m): 5:50pm On Dec 30, 2007
Is dis ur first?
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by Nobody: 5:51pm On Dec 30, 2007
Migines:

Is this your first?
first of his jokes that i actually think is funny  undecided
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by Migines(m): 5:52pm On Dec 30, 2007
Lol
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ravenzord(m): 5:55pm On Dec 30, 2007
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef cool cool
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by Migines(m): 5:57pm On Dec 30, 2007
Pooooooooooooooork
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by saucekid(m): 5:59pm On Dec 30, 2007
chickeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by Migines(m): 6:04pm On Dec 30, 2007
Bush boy, u no sabi foné na
shiiiiiiiiiiken
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by saucekid(m): 6:08pm On Dec 30, 2007
cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by Migines(m): 6:09pm On Dec 30, 2007
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooat
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by saucekid(m): 6:10pm On Dec 30, 2007
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ravenzord(m): 6:11pm On Dec 30, 2007
tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurkey :p :p
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by Migines(m): 6:12pm On Dec 30, 2007
Dooooooooooooooooog
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by Migines(m): 6:12pm On Dec 30, 2007
Dooooooooooooooooog
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ravenzord(m): 6:16pm On Dec 30, 2007
mig,u be calabar boy? we're talking edible animals only please
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by Migines(m): 6:20pm On Dec 30, 2007
Lmao.
I've been all around d world nd i speak 6langs wat do u espect.

Ne way
snaaaaaaaaake
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ravenzord(m): 6:26pm On Dec 30, 2007
REALLY? BEEN IN NIGER ALL MY LIFE ND I SPEAK 8

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSE
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by Migines(m): 6:32pm On Dec 30, 2007
Namely. . .
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ravenzord(m): 6:40pm On Dec 30, 2007
english
pidgin
igbo
yoruba
jamaican patois
slang talk
french [a smattering]
italian tongue
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by Migines(m): 6:46pm On Dec 30, 2007
English
pidgin
spanish
french
here and dere of german
yoruba(i deh 3ry)
hausa(reasonable xtentent)
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ravenzord(m): 5:17pm On Jan 01, 2008
I CAN'T BELIEVE DIS! I made a new year resolution not 2 come back 2 nairaland dis year,nd i'm back here,anyway just like rules,resolutions are made 2 be broken grin grin.HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by clemcykul(f): 12:13pm On Jan 02, 2008
lol grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ravenzord(m): 12:34pm On Jan 02, 2008
clemcy,watcha say bout coming in2 my room? wink wink
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by Migines(m): 12:37pm On Jan 02, 2008
@raven
hm hm, raveeeen ,nor provoke me o if u nor want make i take ur face describe tragedy.
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ravenzord(m): 12:48pm On Jan 02, 2008
provoke now,me i get anti-die
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ravenzord(m): 3:52pm On Jan 02, 2008
@ clemcy,dis one wey u no talk bout dis issue since e be like say u dey fear migs rite,wait make i freestyle 4 u

dis freestyle's going out 2 u clemcy
i'm guilty of tripping but i plead 4 clemency
but u kno since we met dere's bin lots of chemistry
and d best in d world 2geda we could be
don't mind migs jare he's dying of jealousy
he may be kinda kool but he's nothing next 2 me
bak 2 us;d things we could do 2geda let me see
i could treat u 2 champagne,caviar nd hennessey
or i could take u round d world,show u d scenery
or even go 2 my crib nd hang out,u nd me
d game i'ma give u,guaranteed ecstacy
i ain't being nasty baby can't u see?
dis dope-boy's love-sick nd u're d remedy

waiting 4 ur reply

@ migs:try beating dat
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by Migines(m): 4:37pm On Jan 02, 2008
I dont freestyle and i can say u've got some weak but kul lyrics.

Clem lets go home dis dude is obsessed.
*they zoom off covering raven in dust.*
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by clemcykul(f): 12:05pm On Jan 03, 2008
hmmmmmm********** kiss

raven i stilll love my migggs grin
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by Migines(m): 12:08pm On Jan 03, 2008
And i love u too.
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ituen(m): 1:00pm On Jan 03, 2008
chei ya. . . cry cry cry cry cry

Raven, no be today Clem and Mig don date.

E don tey from wen Clem begin grow Manchester for chest. grin grin grin grin

Abeg go baff commot the Dust wey u don chop small

U DEY SMELL FOR THIS THREAD grin grin grin grin
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by clemcykul(f): 1:24pm On Jan 03, 2008
@iteun u dey dey comot liverpool for ur gazula abi grin grin


raven u dey hear? i beg buy me suya lipsrsealed embarassed
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ravenzord(m): 3:23pm On Jan 03, 2008
dusts off d dust,hops in2 his 2008 model porsche carrera goes after migs,speakers blaring memphis bleek's infatuated.he's about 2 intercept nd abduct clemcy when he recieves ituen's post about migs being clemcy's 1st love,decides 2 have mercy.

migs na God save u,i'm not so good at freestyles but when it comes 2 writing;I'M ILL!
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by Migines(m): 4:13pm On Jan 03, 2008
I nor deh talk 2 much my own freestyle deh end wit bullet.

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