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Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ituen(m): 7:35pm On Jan 03, 2008
i like that miggy.

This small boys wey get small money wan oppress elder-statesmen
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by clemcykul(f): 10:59am On Jan 04, 2008
HAHAHHAHHAHA raven ur love 4 me has expired aint it?

lol miggs have clement on the guy 4 chasn shadows
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ravenzord(m): 12:15pm On Jan 04, 2008
clemcy y u breaking my heart now? my love 4 u has no expiry date,infact i'm trying 2 get it's nafdac number rite now,just wait.which kind suya u want? chicken,beef,fish,dog,pork,vulture,anyone,just name it.
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by clemcykul(f): 3:13pm On Jan 04, 2008
u are a dalyn chicken suya will do, with balangu grin grin grin grin grin
pls while coming, take the backyard, jump over the fence and whistle wen ure around so dat ill notufy u wen miggs is around u hear kwo?

no spoil my happy married life. grin
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ituen(m): 8:33pm On Jan 04, 2008
ashawo
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by clemcykul(f): 12:20pm On Jan 07, 2008
now thats quite unkind and unpleasant embarassed

anyway u just told us ur profession grin grin grin see the way ur crooked mind wrks? just tell me what collecting chicken and balangu 4rm the backyard got to do with infidelity?
sure say u sabi read at all
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ituen(m): 3:43pm On Jan 07, 2008
I no sabi read oh. Na my monitor read am, come tell Keyboard to type am
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ravenzord(m): 9:38am On Jan 08, 2008
clemcykul:

u are a dalyn chicken suya will do, with balangu grin grin grin grin grin
please while coming, take the backyard, jump over the fence and whistle when ure around so that ill notufy u when miggs is around u hear kwo?

no spoil my happy married life. grin

see dis girl won make i dey do splinter cell tactics,dem tell u say my name na sam? i dey 4 d beginning of ur street,tell migs u wanna go buy foodstuff,i'm in an ash aston martin,it will be playing joe's 'if i was ur man',i'll carry u 2 where dey make ostrich suya[u know say na extra-large chicken be dat]u point and dey'll kill.i'm waiting

@ituen:sufrio,how u go dey call my almost-girlfriend ashawo,i sabi fight taichi o,take time.
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by clemcykul(f): 10:46am On Jan 08, 2008
raven all this grammar bcoz u want 2 buy one miserable chicken 4 me shocked shocked shocked

chei ill rather have my dalyn do dat grin grin grin *dials miggie's no. hello love, culd u pls buy a chicken from chickenza for me? i know u will kiss love you kiss ciao grin

sits back and waits for chicken grin
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by Migines(m): 11:43am On Jan 08, 2008
*buys the chicken, and on entering the street, drives over, and crushes raves asto matin wit his ferrari lamboguine*
@clem
here u are honnie.
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ravenzord(m): 11:46am On Jan 08, 2008
luckily 4 me i sent my driver 2 pick her up,migs just committed murder.gotta go,lecture's about 2 start.lol
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by clemcykul(f): 1:29pm On Jan 08, 2008
lol raven grin

thanks honie kiss hmmmm***** so delicious grin
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by saucekid(m): 11:31am On Jan 09, 2008
eeeeya
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by clemcykul(f): 12:36pm On Jan 09, 2008
eya long throat nothing for you grin ur village na frogs una dey chop so i need to fear grin grin
Re: Ancient Chinese Torture by ravenzord(m): 9:43am On Jan 10, 2008
clemcy u Bleep up o! i dey offer u ostrich suya u go dey collect vulture.eeeeeeeya

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