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| This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 1:36pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
A landlord who is also a soldier is very strict with his tenants but plays with them once in a while. He called them on a Saturday evening and told them that they would be having fun together,in which someone would imagine something strange and the others will say "that will be a miracle"..the landlord started: Landlord: imagine i forget to collect my rent for a year. All: that will be a miracle. Tenant1:imagine our house rent does not increase by december. All:that will be a miracle. Tenant2:imagine the house gate is not locked by 9pm daily. All:that will be a miracle. Everyone of them were imagining things which would be followed by "that will be a miracle" from all of the rest until it got to the turn of a young guy. Saddy who is a new tenant, it was only the landlord that replied him. Saddy: imagine i start having an affair with the wife of the landlord. Landlord:that will be a suicide. , , , Ok lets have fun,imagine something strange and the next commenter will write "that will be a miracle" oyaa oo imagine GEJ resign from the Presidential seat? |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by ITbomb(m): 2:38pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
Imagine the MODs ban you |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by bunmioguns(m): 3:08pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
ITbomb: Imagine the MODs ban you. . .that will be a miracle . . . Imagine it was d OP that first post dis thread here |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 3:51pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
bunmioguns:that will be a miracle imagine if Lionel Messi claim Nigeria as his Country |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by Lagusta(m): 3:57pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
That will be a miracle.... Imagine bill gates being my daddy!!!!  |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by Sijo01(f): 5:34pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
^dat wil b suicide |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 7:03pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
Lagusta: That will be a miracle....that will be a miracle imagine if Jonathan contest for 2015 |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 7:15pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: Dat one no be miracle Imagine I wake up tomorrow being a billionaire |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by Nobody: 7:43pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
larride:dat won't be a miracle sha.... |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by LarryTreash(m): 9:33pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
Dat wil b a miracle... Imagin say Dangote wil evrytin way him get 2 me. |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 10:35pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
PretiEbony: dat won't be a miracle sha.... I love you too honey |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 10:46pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
That must be a miracle, imagine if i win 2012/2013 gulder ultimate search |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by Chokolee(m): 12:42am On Aug 21, 2012 |
^^That sounds more like a miracle!! Imagine you seeing everyone on NL being a gentleman like me! |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 1:44am On Aug 21, 2012 |
That wil be a miracle imagine if boko haram stop bombing |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by Lagusta(m): 2:17pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: That wil be a miracle That will surely be a miracle, Imagine if all days were holidays, and manna still rained from heaven |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by Lagusta(m): 2:34pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: That wil be a miracle 1 Like |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by Chidex2442(m): 2:52pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
dat will b a miracle! Imagine me f*ckn Jackie Appia |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by Chokolee(m): 3:06pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
That is definately an impossible miracle! Imagine nigerians making free calls for one week! |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by Exponental(m): 3:09pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
Chidex2442: dat will b a miracle!dat will be a miracle  ?(dont spoil d fun joooor..... Is jackie not human?) Imagine boko haram pleading for amnesty |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 4:41pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
Exponental:yeepa that must be a miracle imagine if Mikel score for Chelsea |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 9:23pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: yeepa that must be a miracle Dat one no be miracle Now imagine messi playing for Enyimba of Aba |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:33am On Aug 22, 2012 |
larride:that must be a miracle imagine Kabiru sokoto found not guilty |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by Exponental(m): 11:47am On Aug 22, 2012 |
^ if pdp's laws of power is applied, it may not be a miracle. . Imagine pdp members advocating for "asset declaration before election". |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:52am On Aug 22, 2012 |
Exponental: ^ if pdp's laws of power is applied, it may not be a miracle.wel it may not be a miracle imagine if patience jonathan become d next president of nigeria |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by luqzi00(m): 12:39pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
imagine if i become my state next governor |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by swizz01(m): 12:58pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: wel it may not be a miracle Dat wil b madness.. . . Imagine м̤̈э winning JOHN CENA in MONEY IN D BANK wrestling..? |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 2:17pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
swizz01: That will be a miracle Imagine me winning THE UNDERTAKER at wrestlemania |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by Nobody: 3:14pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
larride: That will be suicidal oooo! Imagine if this thread is moved to the front page. |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by Nobody: 3:16pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: dat will be a miracle! Imagine if OPEYEMI AD is made the joke president |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by bunmioguns(m): 3:23pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
that will be problem Imagine Mogulo is a normal human being? |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by abay11b: 4:49pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
Imagine P.Jonathan speaks good english... |
| Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 5:53pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
Imagine bunmioguns is now normal |
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