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Re: This must be a Miracle by Nobody: 11:48pm On Aug 26, 2012
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Re: This must be a Miracle by Nobody: 12:12am On Aug 27, 2012
MuhMubRaj: Imagine seun taking ur joke to the front page...complete iskanchi!

that may not be a miracle.

Imagine you a man wakes up tomorrow morning to discover you have turned female and vice-versa.
Re: This must be a Miracle by jidam2007(m): 12:34am On Aug 27, 2012
that will be a miracle imagine 10 million naira on the road in oshodi lagos for two weeks untouchable
Re: This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 1:25pm On Aug 27, 2012
jidam2007: that will be a miracle imagine 10 million naira on the road in oshodi lagos for two weeks untouchable
that must be a miracle
imagine there would'nt be any election but selection in nigeria
Re: This must be a Miracle by Negro1: 1:37pm On Aug 27, 2012
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Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 10:26am On Aug 28, 2012
That's no miracle
Imagine I jog from lagos to abuja non-stop
Re: This must be a Miracle by ndsmartt(m): 10:38am On Aug 28, 2012
dat one na craze, maybe u were jst discharged from yaba left..
Imagine the north, without boko haram
Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 10:54am On Aug 28, 2012
Dat one no be miracle
Imagine I slap u through ur pc
Re: This must be a Miracle by Cabsso(m): 12:51pm On Aug 28, 2012
OPEYEMI AD:
that will be a miracle
imagine if Jonathan contest for 2015

Imagine petient jonathan as ur english lecturer frm 100l-400l.
Re: This must be a Miracle by bashydemy(m): 10:32am On Aug 29, 2012
Cabsso:

Imagine petient jonathan as ur english lecturer frm 100l-400l.
That will be miracle if you pass the course.

Imagine Nigeria win the next world cup
Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 5:11pm On Aug 29, 2012
That won't be a miracle
Imagine I decide to be a monk
Re: This must be a Miracle by mickypounds(m): 11:18pm On Aug 29, 2012
That would b a miracle.

Imagine u can't imagine lolz
Re: This must be a Miracle by mickypounds(m): 11:19pm On Aug 29, 2012
That would b a miracle.

Imagine u can't imagine lolzZz(award winn miracle)
Re: This must be a Miracle by Nobody: 12:56am On Aug 30, 2012
That won't be a miracle.
Imagine, I slap the poster above me
Re: This must be a Miracle by ITbomb(m): 1:53am On Aug 30, 2012
That will be helpful
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Imagine that I am being made the next minister for power
Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 3:23am On Aug 30, 2012
That na robbery
Imagine I slap mopol in front of barrack
Re: This must be a Miracle by Chokolee(m): 7:59am On Aug 30, 2012
Drilling Miracle..*u go sweat tire!*
Imagine you dt guy who is gonno post below me..eating Eba nd okro with his president!!!
Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 11:12am On Aug 30, 2012
That na sure thing
Imagine the poster below me being the oil minister
Re: This must be a Miracle by ITbomb(m): 11:53am On Aug 30, 2012
I no wan am
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Imagine me going on suicide bombing tomorrow.
Re: This must be a Miracle by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:58am On Aug 30, 2012
that must be a miracle
imagine igbo people discover that they are not Nigerian
Re: This must be a Miracle by terimama: 12:16pm On Aug 30, 2012
They would be grateful for that miracle.

Imagine me winning the most beautiful Girl in the world award.... kiss
Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 1:04pm On Aug 30, 2012
That won't be a miracle unless you are so ugly
Imagine being the president of russia tomorrow
Re: This must be a Miracle by mickypounds(m): 11:00pm On Aug 30, 2012
That would b miraculous dream

Imagine me eatn bread n okra
Re: This must be a Miracle by realsammie(m): 5:40am On Aug 31, 2012
mickypounds: That would b miraculous dream

Imagine me eatn bread n okra
that's no miracle because it's ur stable food

imagine all d babes in NL dying to av me in bed.....
Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 6:05am On Aug 31, 2012
That's a miracle
Imagine Cristiano Ronaldo discovers that he's a Nigerian
Re: This must be a Miracle by realsammie(m): 11:21am On Aug 31, 2012
larride: That's a miracle
Imagine Cristiano Ronaldo discovers that he's a Nigerian

That is a mirracle...
Imagine larride giving me his babe for one night stand
Re: This must be a Miracle by larride(m): 11:57am On Aug 31, 2012
That will be a miracle
Imagine I impregnate 3 ladies all together @ the same time
Re: This must be a Miracle by odizzy: 12:00pm On Aug 31, 2012
larride:

Dat one no be miracle
Imagine I wake up tomorrow being a billionaire
dat wil never happen in ur lyf lolz
Re: This must be a Miracle by odizzy: 12:04pm On Aug 31, 2012
Lagusta:

That will surely be a miracle,

Imagine if all days were holidays, and manna still rained from heaven
dat wil be a miracle 4 lazzy bones lyk u
Re: This must be a Miracle by odizzy: 12:08pm On Aug 31, 2012
larride:

That will be a miracle

Imagine me winning THE UNDERTAKER at wrestlemania grin grin grin grin grin
dat will be home calling
Re: This must be a Miracle by odizzy: 12:11pm On Aug 31, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: that must be a miracle..imagine if Tonto dike wisper to my ear 'wil you mary me'
dat will be mitcheewww
Re: This must be a Miracle by odizzy: 12:14pm On Aug 31, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: that must be a miracle
imagine chelsea religate this season
dat is true

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