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Trouble Family Problems by ThugLife1(m): 2:07am On Dec 30, 2007
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.

One of them kept complaining of family problems.

Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."

"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter.
We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.
And my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law".

"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son.
But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.
That made me the grand-father of my half-brother."

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother.
This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"

"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"
Re: Trouble Family Problems by Migines(m): 8:10am On Dec 30, 2007
I now know dis joke by heart. Dats wat u get after readin somn over 10 times(myte be longer 4 u) dont blame me.
Re: Trouble Family Problems by ayusman16(m): 11:24am On Dec 30, 2007
Migines:

I now know this joke by heart. Dats what u get after readin somn over 10 times(myte be longer for you) don't blame me.

Guess u've seen all jokes in the world. Don't u think it's a good idea u start posting some of ur own (Jokes that are not stale).
Re: Trouble Family Problems by Migines(m): 12:29pm On Dec 30, 2007
Talkn bout posting my own jokes, are these threads urs?
"roflmao by migines"
"yo momma"
"reasons to laugh"
and oda single threads
i dont post jokes like i recharge my fone and so wen u c a thread by miggy, u knw watts comin.
And yes ure ryte, i've seen just about all ur myopic mind can think of.(no offence, but request will be granted if taken)
Re: Trouble Family Problems by ayusman16(m): 12:33pm On Dec 30, 2007
Okay oo. Mr-I-think-am-smart. grin
Re: Trouble Family Problems by Migines(m): 12:44pm On Dec 30, 2007
Gud 4.Ya
Re: Trouble Family Problems by ThugLife1(m): 2:37pm On Dec 30, 2007
ayusman16:

Okay oo. Mr-I-think-am-smart. grin
Hahahahahahahahahah
Re: Trouble Family Problems by deeteeneey(f): 8:21pm On Dec 30, 2007
Na true family problem.
Re: Trouble Family Problems by clemcykul(f): 10:17am On Dec 31, 2007
why the dissn? the joke is old, but its still humourous had a good laff all the same.
Re: Trouble Family Problems by saucekid(m): 12:08pm On Dec 31, 2007
if u diss me,i diss you
admin no got vex
i no type anything ooooooo
Re: Trouble Family Problems by clemcykul(f): 12:28pm On Jan 02, 2008
admin go vex for sure

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