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Types Of Wife & Their Character Traits by OPEYEMIAD(m): 10:52am On Aug 24, 2012
1 - Party Wife These are women who * Are very mobile and very sociable * They are always attending one function after the other (every wedding, bridal and shower, kitchen top up, office functions etc) * Are barely at home on weekends to have time with their husbands and family * Can spend family food money on gifts

2 - Dictionary Wife These are women who * D
on’t take suggestions: the way she thinks is the way it is * The way she knows is the way it is to be maintained – no changes * Very orderly and became very angry when things are misplaced in their home set-up

3 - Pampered Wife These are women who * Very spoiled by their parents (normally from rich parents or their the only girl in the family of many boys) * They are lazy, hardly do household work * Love spending money shopping trivial girlish things * Sees their husband like a house boy

4 - Office Wife These are women who * Career minded that their family does not matter. * Are always using their career as an excuse of not being at home for their family * They don’t respect their husbands and it makes educated women look bad * Think a husband is not important because they can support themselves

5 - Patient Wife These are women who * Always look like they are sick and down trodden * Love to complain on everything (husband, children, relatives even weather) * Are always afraid and live in anxiety

6 - Head mistress Wife These are women who * Make themselves in-charge of the family even when the husband is a sole provider of the home * Treat everyone as a child including their husband and visitors * Are very questionable and will punish their husbands for any trivial things

7 - Boxing Wife These are women who * Are very offensive and sometimes can be violent * They like shouting and they are nagging * Believe in fire for fire

8 - Dust bin Wife These are women who * They are very dirty and unkempt * Very unorganized and confused * Very lazy at everything expect gossiping and eating * Leaves everything to their servants or their children

9 - Security Wife These are women who * Very protective of their husband * Very jealous, every woman seen as a threat * Sees husbands friends as bad company * Don’t let anyone discipline their child even a teacher * Husband family and friends and work mate are scared of her

10 - Good Wife These are women who * Virtuous wife (Proverbs 31) * Caring, loving and very smart * Very helpful, they can even handle husband’s business in his absence * Provide spiritual guidance to the children * Very understanding and full of self-esteem.

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Re: Types Of Wife & Their Character Traits by crackhouse(m): 1:43pm On Aug 24, 2012
U try. It's unfortunate i gat none to add.
Re: Types Of Wife & Their Character Traits by OPEYEMIAD(m): 2:04pm On Aug 24, 2012
crackhouse: U try. It's unfortunate i gat none to add.
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