In an oil company, this man was
about to receive a contract of
N30 million when his wife called
him on phone.
On phone....
Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I
have a very big
surprise for u, I can't believe this.
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u
back, I'm about to receive a
contract of
N30 million.
Wife: Darling, it's a good news
but this one is
very urgent pls come home now,
pls it's VERY URGENT.
Husband: but I'm about to...
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY,
TRUST ME.
Husband: em.. pls my wife just
called
me for an urgent thing. Pls grant
me d access to go n come bak
quick.
Company: Well, if u leave, I'm
afraid of what
might happen to d contract.
The man quickly went home...
Husband: (Seriously sweating):
honey why dis
urgent surprise, when I was abt
to receive a contract worth 30
million?
Wife: Honey, our troubles are
over and God has finally
answered our
prayers.
Husband: R u pregnant?
Wife: Haba honey is more than
pregnancy, if it's
just pregnancy I wouldn't have
disturbed u in ur contract.
Husband: Wow, so what's d
surprise?
Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't
believe this, u knw we have been
praying over 6 months now? God
has finally
answered us. That Big rat
that always disturb us in the
kitchen is
finally dead, I called u to remove
it,
I'm afraid of touching rats. ...
if you are the man what will you
do?

Ah!! Person go die today!!

Another rat go die that day.....

I will just have to remove two rats. But that man gotta learn to set priorities right.

Lagusta:
Another rat go die that day.....

Lols... U wicked oooo!