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Who Farted?lwkmd by invectives(m): 2:05pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Luckily, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you." 1 Like |
Re: Who Farted?lwkmd by chidi25(m): 3:24pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
invectives: A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.LWKMD invectives: A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.LWKMD |
Re: Who Farted?lwkmd by Ajibel(m): 4:01pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
are u telling us about ya true life tory or werrin... how u fit call dis one a joke |
Re: Who Farted?lwkmd by invectives(m): 5:42pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
Ajibel: are u telling us about ya true life tory or werrin... how u fit call dis one a joke If this aint funny to you,then u must be bearing grudges from a personal experience,thus your queer remarks to dis funny joke. |
Re: Who Farted?lwkmd by Nobody: 7:05pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
Lolz... |
Re: Who Farted?lwkmd by Ajibel(m): 8:19pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
invectives: okay sir, but how was dis funny to you it made no sense mahn! |
Re: Who Farted?lwkmd by Onyiclassic(f): 8:25pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
FUNNY,NICE ONE POSTER |
Re: Who Farted?lwkmd by invectives(m): 6:25am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Onyiclassic: FUNNY,NICE ONE POSTERThanks 2 u onyi.ALL MY LADIES,ALL MY LADIES,AJIBEL IS KUKERE ON MY THREAD.bounce troll |
Re: Who Farted?lwkmd by princysharma90(f): 8:03am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Nice and very funny post.. I really enjoyed reading your post. Thanks for sharing. |
Re: Who Farted?lwkmd by invectives(m): 12:35pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
princysharma90: Nice and very funny post.. All,my ladies.All my ladies,kukere,kukere...thks ok. |
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